http://www.pleonast.com/user/tu_madre recent pleonast.com entries by user tu_madre en-us http://www.pleonast.com/user/tu_madre?l=5&entryID=599432 so the other day i got to thinking...hey, why not sell off some of my amazingly huge dvd collection? so...um....i am. 232 titles for sale can be found right here please let me know what you want on THIS blog, nowhere else. that way everyone will be able to see what's already taken because i know i won't be able to keep track of marking stuff off the list. opened movies in loved and cared for condition. all store bought. no pirated or imported movies. $5 per movie, $15 per tv season. and here's the special: buy 5 titles, get 1 free. and if you live in bowling green, just arrange a time to meet and we'll get you hooked up so you won't have to pay for shipping charges. dan out quit looking here and just buy some movies already... 2008-11-14 http://www.pleonast.com/user/tu_madre?l=5&entryID=598063 my latest get-rich-quick scheme? a rent-a-biblical-character service. yes sir, great for bible classes, birthday parties, sermon illustrations, bar mitzvahs, weddings, funerals, and prom alternatives...rent an authentic-looking biblical character! complete with historically accurate biblical garb and accessories, i will show up to your event and amaze the crowd with fun facts about any biblical character. i can dress up as any character you need for your event, and even try my hand at speaking the ancient hebrew dialect! your event will be something that everyone will remember! just imagine teaching a bible class full of children with abraham standing right by your side ready to help the learning process! so call today for your very own rent-a-biblical-character experience and let it work miracles for your event! dan out these are the things i think of whilst i help my wife get ready for her bible class with the two year olds... 2008-11-11 http://www.pleonast.com/user/tu_madre?l=5&entryID=596655 unless you have nothing else to do for the following three days, do not, i repeat, DO NOT eat a cheesy double beef burrito, chili cheese burrito, and a bean burrito in one sitting. but my goodness that was a tasty meal... dan out i just realized that i should have used V for my write-in ballot... oh well, maybe next time... 2008-11-06 http://www.pleonast.com/user/tu_madre?l=5&entryID=595567 and now for voting that has absolutely nothing to do with the fate of america... all jokes and "facts" aside and in complete seriousness: in a cage fight between the three, who would win? chuck norris, steven seagal, or jean-claude van damme? and why? dan out yes, i voted. only had to stand in line for AN HOUR AND A HALF! 2008-11-05 http://www.pleonast.com/user/tu_madre?l=5&entryID=594183 we're here in indianapolis again, visiting mckenna and family. my tummy is full of mcdonalds. give me about an hour and it won't be full anymore... it only took 1 year, 1 month and 6 days, but i've finally gained enough weight to wear my wedding band. they gave me a ring that was too big and it kept falling off. now it stays on. my wife has fed me well. gas is absolutely tumbling in price. i'm lovin' it! $2.21 in bowling green. an even $2.00 in indianapolis. the cats are growing like weeds. which is probably why they like playing in the weeds behind the welding shop. no longer do they stay right behind our trailer. and they still haven't killed anything yet. i want mouse massacres soon! i've started printing again at work. my boss rewarded me with some of the most difficult jobs i've ever had to print. people in indiana do NOT know how to park. mcdonalds makes some REALLY good sweet tea...go figure... i do not like daylight savings time. i think it only serves to make the day... 2008-11-01 http://www.pleonast.com/user/tu_madre?l=5&entryID=589300 with the invention of pleonast and the massive popularity of it with the florida college crowd, i sometimes wonder how it will affect our class reunions. i mean now, more than ever, we are able to keep up with fellow classmates over the years. we know everything about each other already! what catching up will we have to do? nothing! for example, here is how i feel my 10 year reunion is going to go: ---------------- me: hey man, how's it going? fellow classmate: pretty good, can't complain. got married, have two children. me: yeah, i read about all that on pleonast. saw their pictures. you have some beautiful children. fc: thank you. me: so what do you do for a living these days? fc: i work at (insert whatever company here) where i manage (insert large amount here) employees and make about (insert even larger amount here) grand a year. me: oh yeah, i remember reading about that promotion on pleonast. congratulations. so have you taken any trips lately? fc: well i... me: oh r... 2008-10-20 http://www.pleonast.com/user/tu_madre?l=5&entryID=587638 they call me "the poo-flinger". speaking of...WHY do some people not flush after they go to the bathroom? were they raised in a barn? (actually, some people i saw this weekend just might have been...) still working. had to go home early today because my body was getting worn out. i enjoy working but i still don't want to overdo it. i'm kinda partial to my body. it's the only one i've got. baby mackenna had her heart surgery on monday. she came through it with flying colors and is now in recovery. updates, as always, are on shawnee's blog. in news today: don't ever date and break up with this woman's daughter. wow. stock market's biggest jump ever. what was everyone so worried about? everything goes in a cycle. just like global warming and cooling. am i the only one who sees this?!?!?! AUGH! the cats love hunting. each other. no dead mice in sight yet. *sigh* but they have some awesome catfights to watch. in still other news, i love matt casebolt. in a non-pris... 2008-10-15 http://www.pleonast.com/user/tu_madre?l=5&entryID=585593 our kittens are coming along in their attack-cat training. unfortunately i'm the only one who has suffered from it. cat scratches on my hands. and i was trying to help the cat... their names are lola and chloe. have you ever noticed that there are SO many people who are opposed to the death penalty, but if you catch them in a theater watching an action movie, they'll cheer when the bad guy gets killed? because deep down inside, everyone wants closure in punishment. doing time for killing somebody isn't closure. that's why whenever the good guy is arresting the bad guy and decides to spare their life, the movie producers always have the bad guy pull out a hidden gun and therefore forcing the good guy to kill them. closure. plain and simple. they got what they deserved. apparently some scientists never saw alien vs. predator parents will soon be able to control the way their child drives the car. still unable to choose their children's friends... ...and then some parents just let ... 2008-10-09 http://www.pleonast.com/user/tu_madre?l=5&entryID=583993 i'm feeling better and a bit stronger. i went to work three days last week. am going again this week. definitely light-labor work to start off with though. i'm temporarily a wuss. hopefully i'll be a raging screenprinting machine again soon. raging. i am an uncle again. however prayers are definitely needed. go to my wife's blog for updates on mackenna mae. we now have kittens. i have already started training them to become ferocious mice killers. and bug killers. and vermin killers. but not cow killers. i'll leave that to the slaughterhouse... by the time i'm done with their training, they will be able to take down dobermans. all shall fear our kittens, vicious beasts that they are. taco bell for supper = heaven on earth. this is what i hate about the world today. but i love my wife. and i love sleep. dan out maybe i can train my kittens to maul children who don't learn how to spell... 2008-10-06 http://www.pleonast.com/user/tu_madre?l=5&entryID=583210 link to video in discussion so natalie portman is taking some heat from hindus because of her role in her ex-boyfriend's new music video, carmensita. they claim that it is "denigrating" and "mocks hindu concepts and symbols". well, after watching the video, i would have broken up with the guy if he had me star in that steaming pile of (insert denigrating noun of choice) but i digress... but the point is, these hindu people think that they are owed an apology. why? because their feelings have been hurt. they feel that people "aren't taking their religion seriously." well you know what, hindu people? a lot of people don't take ANY religion seriously. there is no rule saying that i have to respect your religion. because i am of a different religion, doesn't that automatically mean that i don't respect your religion? (unless i was one of those "all paths lead to the same destination" religious yahoos). these are the same people who got mad ... 2008-10-03