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(Which one is your favorite?)
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in
liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan...)
PS...
Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . 'He-brews'
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In the spirit of her most recent post "Only in the South", I submit this for your review.
Most 19-20 yr. old's who create a fake ID do so for getting into clubs or purchasing alcohol or for gambling (or if you live in Calif, to vote). I know of a person who is from Lousy-anna who, at age 19, created a fake ID for the sole purpose of getting into a gun show and buying an AK-47. Apparently you have to be 21 in order to do this.
P.S. She is from Calif just like me :) |
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As a Christian I know that God is ultimately in control of things and we don't always understand just how He is in control. For anyone that doubts this, go back and read the questions that God puts to Job in Job 38-41. Only God Himself can answer those questions.
As a student of history I know that history is cyclical (see Judges to confirm this; 2:11ff, 4:1-4, etc.). Several years ago the Republicans ran D.C. and made a mess of things. This was after the Democrats ran D.C. and made a mess of everything. Now the Democrats are running D.C. again and make no mistake, they will make a mess of everything again. In 2-4 years the Republicans will nip away at the Dem majority.
I pray that not just Republicans will seize this moment, but that enough TRUE, HONEST, and REASONABLE CONSERVATIVES can get active enough to take over D.C. in the near future. The pendulum has swung to the left politically, it can easily swing just as far right politically.
Prov 14:34
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In everything, therefore, treat people the same way you want them to treat you, for this is the Law and the Prophets.
- Matt 7:12
On the lighter side of things...
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