"For you shall go out in joy and be led forth in peace; the mountains and the hills before you shall break forth into singing, and all the trees of the field shall clap their hands"
Isaiah 55:12
Also thinking today that if man were made from dust, would it not be then true to say that Lubbock could be a location of ancient Eden?
Just throwing that out there, more to come, its gonna be a late night.
It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Victory, Victory-- but there is no victory. The game is actually begun! The next melee of tacklers that sweep from Oklahoma will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that all Raiders wish? What would they have? Is winning so dear, or victory so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of a National Championship? Forbid it. I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me victory or give me (BCS)death!
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Continuing the thread of sarcasm, here is biblical proof that ents, the talking tree people from Lord of the rings, existed:
"And the men of Israel were defeated there by the servants of David, and the loss there was great on that day, twenty thousand men. The battle spread over the face of all the country, and the forest devoured more people that day than the sword."
Oh Derek, you make me laugh. You know, since Tolkien was a Biblical scholar (granted, Catholic), it's possible that this passage is where he got the idea of Ents.
Its fairly ingrained in my head at this point. And as hilarious as the guy is....Ive decided to replace him with some real entertainment. For your viewing pleasure, the lumberjack song. laugh at your own discretion.