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So Close 10-16-08 09:18pm EST
The Rays are just a few outs away from being American League champions! Wooo-hooo!
hindsight2020And now they're not! Booo-hooo! 
waxtadpoleI am watching a documentary on Jose Conseco right now. Wow...what a really sad story. He seems like a nice guy but amazing what steroids have done to him. 
waxtadpolesooo ticked...drove all the way into town (a little bit of a distance from my house) to Walmart to get a Rays Tshirt...all sold out..should have known...got Drew a Rays hat instead 
gabberooie 
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Rays #1 in the AL East 09-27-08 08:33am EST
For a lot of people, this announcement is no biggie; but for an avid baseball fan from the Bay area, this is HUGE news. When Tampa got the team back in 1998 there were high expectations - primarily because the Miami team (Florida Marlins) won the world series after only being in the league 5 years.

So, it took the Rays twice as long to even make the playoffs, but we're hoping it will also be said: twice as long to win the world series.

Another interesting tidbit is that "the Rays" were just last year the "Devil Rays" - named after the creature floating elegantly in the Gulf. Some believe, of course, that removing the name "devil" has been the best change of all.

One really neat thing about this year's winning team is that there is no "one man" who sticks out as their champion ball player ... they are a TEAM. And we've all heard: "There's no 'I' in team." The 2008 Tampa Bay Rays have proven that statement true.
lemurboy_4yeah, I think the removal of devil has helped them. That and the whole playing better thing. 
waxtadpole 
bronwynisastarNice post. I know nothing about baseball and neither do I care. However, it was an interesting read. :) 
waxtadpoleMore wonderful news!! Jacob Black was baptized last night!! 
hindsight2020We heard and we're delighted to know that! 
waxtadpole^^^^ you dunderhead, you're supposed to post on my page...get with the program, Hinds. 
beachgallaughing at the abovelololololol!! 
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How to Clean Your Toilet 09-24-08 03:40pm EST
I received this one from Jerad Black. Too funny NOT to share! ;>)

Toilet Cleaning Instructions:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.




Sincerely,
The Dog



lemurboy_4ha ha 
waxtadpolelaughing my head off, heading outside to find my brother's cat. 
black_n_blackThis is posted by a cat lovers spouse. I bet she has no clue you posted this. At least we will know why she stops talking to Jerad.... 
chefybaby^^^ leave my cat alone or i'll put a chicken in your house 
waxtadpoleimmediately making prudent choice to leave sister-in-law's cat alone. 
chefybabyha ha ha ha ha ha. 
hindsight2020We had four cats, now we're down to three! 
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Perks to Getting Old 09-24-08 09:41am EST
The following was received from a friend of mine who is 84 years young. It gives us something to look forward to -- oh, wait! It gives OTHERS something to look forward to: I'm already there, but barely. ;>) THERE, I admitted it: I'm barely there!

Perks of reaching 40, 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70, or being over 70 and heading towards 80.....well, you get the picture!

01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

03. No one expects you to run -- anywhere.

04. People call at 9:00pm and ask, did I wake you?

05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

07. Things you buy now won't wear out.

08. You can eat supper at 4:00pm.

09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
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Bacon Chase 09-17-08 03:58pm EST
The following link takes you to a video of a feral hog that rounds up cattle.

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid960594369?bclid=958498245&bctid=1716406566
waxtadpoleHahahaha...you are such a dork...I knew it was you before I saw anyone post your name. 
bronwynisastarJAMEY!!!!!!! Hey there!!! Welcome to PLEO! 
stampergirlIt's good to have you on here! Matt is Hammer, but he doesn't get on very much. Please give the Johnsons and Carpenters my love. 
cristaMR. JAMEYYYY!!!!! hey its crista, from camp! how are you? 
chefybabyHi Jamey. I hear so much about you from Sally and Glen. (I am their sister in law jessica) Anyhow, glad you're on pleo. 
bronwynisastarHave you figured out yet that you answer people on THEIR blogs? Not on your own? :) 
waxtadpoleJamey, post!!! Add people to your friends' list. Namely, me!!! 
waxtadpoleMissed you at Ladies' Weekend...oh wait, sorry, we missed Cindy and Chelsea at Ladies' Weekend. 
beachgalThought you did a good job this morning...and yeah you totally need to get some more friends on here! =) 
bronwynisastarYeah...add me to your friend's list too! 
lemurboy_4Heya Mr. Jaime! oh waut a second.... something is wrong wiht that last sentence.... hahahaha 
waxtadpoleOkay...clearly you figured it out...fine I'll fix your username...sheesh...such a nag 
waxtadpoleIs this Matt Johnson? 
bronwynisastarThanks for adding me to your friends list! :) I'm so happy! 
black_n_blackfreak of nature..only in TX 
beachmomGood sermons Sunday! Class on HS was good also. 
beachmomWalmart? Why on earth should you be working at walmart?? Then Tony should work at Taco Bell. 
beachgalYeah...I didn't get the Wal-Mart thing either!!?? Maybe he thinks he could find more friends there... 
stefanieHey!! I didnt know you were on here!! Chris Tomlin sings that song. 
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