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I'm starting to see a pattern... 09-10-08 09:00pm CST
From mice to bats to cats.

I am the temporary (and I really, really stress the temporary) owner of an adorable gray kitten with yellow eyes.

It happened like this:

I went to McDonalds for a quick drive-through supper after work today and before racing home to work some more on my Bible class materials for tonight.

Whilst sitting there waiting to pay, I notice this tiny little gray cat weaving in and out from under the tires of the lady in front of me. So I throw money at the man at window number one, leap out of my car, and wave down the lady on her way to window number two...freaking her out mightily in the meantime.

She stops her car and I try and get the cat to come out from underneath, but he's terribly skittish and it is really hot in the sun (cat likes his shade), so he refuses to cooperate. Instead, (and I do have to question his intelligence a bit here) he leaps into the car and up into the engine.

So I got the lady to pop her hood after instructing her how (yeah, she had no idea) and there was the kitten, sitting there on top of the battery.

Which means that now I'm in possession of this cat. He's really cute, don't get me wrong. I would love to keep him and I'm dangerously close to getting seriously attached. However, the voices of logic keep screaming at me that 1) I really can't afford pets right now and 2) my landlady absolutely refuses to let me keep a cat.

So. Save a kitten. Keep him from having to face the Humane Society, please. Free to anyone who promises to take good care of him and can be in the area to get him.

I really know nothing about him. I don't even know that it really is a him. But he's sweet. He's bathed. He's more than a little thin. And he uses a litter box.

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And now...a note about our sponsor, who not only bakes tremendously well, but also donates kitty litter, food, and litter boxes to those in need:

Visit Suzanne's Bakery. Home of the poppyseed chicken casserole and the best, best, best Apple Caramel Cake ever.
nacmacfeegleGet rid of the cat. I do question several parts of your story though. "You leaped out of your car"? Please, the good Lord hasn't seen you leap since regan was in office. 
nacmacfeegleYou want me to believe that you gave automotive mechanical advice to someone else -and it worked? My last question, and oh you will hate it... 
nacmacfeegleDid you have on THE BOOTS when this went down? Cause that just completes the mental picture of you trying to get hte kitty out from under the car. I think you should post a picture of THE BOOTS so others can know what i am talking about. maybe model them for us. (Yes I am smiling evily right now). Seriously though, get rid of the kitten. 
cdillman23I think that the kitten is cute!! Sorry you can't keep him or her. Good luck finding a good home for the sweet little face! 
scubasteveI want to see the boots... 
anniemayaww! keep the cat! i was never a cat person till i got a cat a few months ago to catch mice. he's so sweet! and useful! 
bzyabsmaRemember there's always the Dog Pound. True, it stinks in there, but they do take good care of them there. That's where we took our first litter of kittens last year, and also where we adopted the dog we have now. (and it's free to donate the kitten, of course.) And don't talk about Suzanne's Apple Caramel Cake...or Caramel Apple Cake, whichever! I've been SO good, and able to resist going by there (you know I put on about 8 lbs. while working there?! Dangerous!) 
stephydiane34Oh...my. I agree it is a VERY good word. I just can't spell it. It's the 'er' in the middle that threw me off! Haha. My mom was pronouncing it 'peruhFERneeleea'. I laughed at her. Then after I spelled it wrong I stopped laughing. *sigh* 
stephydiane34Does Mrs. Moss know you have one of these?! 
quackI'm always one step ahead of you, child. ;-) 
stephydiane34Child?! Thanks a lot. *pouts* 
mel_odyI laughed big time! The cat sounds like it has some neat personality! Hope you're able to find a good home for it! 
nacmacfeegleOnly one person is interested in the boots. come on people, these are no normal pair of boots. they give her "special" powers, and she even has a cape that goes with it. 
scubasteveSo... Are there pictures of the boots in action? Cape and all? I really want to see these boots... they sound amazing! 
jraOh shush about those stupid boots. Never ever coming out of the box again. 
scubasteveHe doesn't need encouraging, you know this :) 
nacmacfeegleBut you still have them! That means you are saving them for that special moment. (read this comment in a Pepe lapue voice.) 
quackBoots? You must wear these boots on opening (and closing) night! Perhaps they will give us good fortune! I'm watching for a picture, for we poor lowly Alabamians have obviously missed out on something. 
nacmacfeegleI think the post above sealed my fate. I am officially a dead man. but oh so worth it. 
bzyabsmaWicked stepmother personas - Ursula, Lady Tremaine (Cinderella), Evil Queen (Snow White), Malificent (Sleeping Beauty), Mad Madam Mim (The Sorcerer's Apprentice) or Madame Medusa (The Rescuers), Cruella de Vil (101 Dalmatians - I vote for that one for me - ha ha!) 
connormommaI'm glad to here that the birthday was pleasant. Wish we could celebrate over marsala chicken! Do you know anything yet about Fall Break? No pressure! Ha, Ha. 
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From Mice....to Bats 09-06-08 08:49am CST
I've got rodents on the brain.

Well, not really. But my last post was about my new computer mouse and this one is going to be about a bat, so I figure it's a good tie-in.

I got home the other day to find that we have a bat. Now I know that I'm supposed to cover my hair and scream and run for the hills or something, but this little guy is completely adorable.

He sleeps on my front porch, just over the door. Hangs upside down and everything. And he's just cute as a button.

I'm sure there's some reason why I'm supposed to call the pest control people and have him eliminated. But...I really don't think I'm going to do that. I like him. He adds character to my house.

And now I'm thinking that probably makes me the "Crazy Bat Lady" in lieu of the "Crazy Cat Lady." That's a difference I can live with. :)
bzyabsmaha ha! Read this. So now you'll either be dreaming about Dracula or Batman (I'd go for the latter). Last fall I found a little brown bat inside the garage, just stuck to the wall - we were about to leave for church so we didn't bother it, but it was mysteriously gone when we came home...and the doors had been closed. 
nacmacfeeglebats are great...eat tons of bugs. Just do not let him get o you. If he acts sick call an exterminator immediately -they carry rabies. We had special boxes for them when we lived on the bayou. 
nacmacfeegleAj just came home.... BOOYAH! pass it on. 
matthew_and_brookeMy in laws had bats in their walls... went to great lengths to get them out, but did install bat houses outside. They want them around to eat mosquitoes and blackflies, just not squeaking and raising their young in the walls! 
fatlazyslobOne night a few months from now, when there's a chill in the air and wispy clouds curl around a full moon, you are going to be seen standing on the roof of your house wearing a tasseled shawl and carrying an old brass lantern and screaming, "FLY, MY PRETTIES! FLY!" while a flock of bats screech over the town. And that will be the night they always talk about. 
danielstephenbats carry rabies 
scubasteveI keep thinking of that scene in Three Amigo's where they were eating BBQ Bat. 
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Big news....big, big news 08-25-08 05:18pm CST
I had to get a new mouse.

Yep. My wireless, five-button optical mouse died. It was a cheapie from Walmart, so I didn't really expect long-term usage out of it or anything.

Consequently, I got a new one at Staples today. It is not wireless (because apparently there's a better communication speed when you actually have a wire) and it also has five buttons and is optical. And it is made by Logitech which I think is probably a more reliable brand than the Micro Innovations one I'm replacing.

I like it so far. But I'm going to have to get used to the positioning of button 4 (that's my push-to-talk button) and it's a little further back on the mouse than I like.

I'm sure in time, I'll come to love this mouse as much or even more than my old one.

I live a very exciting life. :)
scubasteveFascinating. Please keep us up to date on how things progress. Did you get a new mouse pad too? 
nacmacfeegleRiveting.Next week we get to hear about her new toothbrush - with the rotating reverse bristle motion. Can't wait. Same time, same channel. 
bzyabsmaWhoa! I like Logitech, too. Congratulations, I hope you and your mouse will be very happy together. 
quackMy previous mouse was a wireless optical Logitech. Now I've got this little white doodad. 
goonieI'm not quite sure what to say. 
nacmacfeegle^ What ever you say make sure you push the push to talk button that is alittle too far back or no one will hear you. 
cdillman23Logitech is a pretty good name. I bought a video cam made by that company and I really like it! Good luck with adjusting to your new mouse. 
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Glimpse into the life... 08-19-08 12:30pm CST
So, there's an assignment that I gave my fifth graders and one of the answers cracked me up so much that I have to share.

The assignment was to collect headlines from the paper. Headlines are not complete sentences (and yes, this is basic fifth grade, beginning-of-the-year review-type stuff). So, I had the kids turn them into complete sentences...by adding words or revising them or whatever.

Here's the headline that resulted in me getting all giggly:

"No joke: Ledger has Oscar shot."

And here's the student's sentence which actually caused the giggles:

"This is no joke people; a ledger has a man named Oscar shot."

It's a whole new twist on Leno's headlines.
mritchie47Have your students never heard of Batman??? 
nacmacfeeglenice. 
tramelliteThat's hilarious! :) Good start to the school year... 
cdillman23craziness 
scubastevePoor oscar. 
nacmacfeeglePre emptive - I love ya! Good times, fun memories. 
jraYeah...saw that :P 
scubasteveMmmmm... Chewable Razors. 
nacmacfeegleWell steve wont be baby sitting any time soon.... 
jraMore babysitting time for me! :) 
scubasteveI would never feed Chewable Razors to Connor. I would eat them myself to entertain him. 
nacmacfeegleThanks for clearing that up... And Jess, maybe I was talking about Mel, all of my descriptions fit her too. 
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Today... 08-12-08 06:58pm CST
One of my fifth grade students had to bury his father.

I saw 24 kids face up to their own fears to be there to help their classmate and friend.

I realized how tender-hearted little boys can be when one of their own is hurting.

A mother's strength in the face of tragedy was steadfast and sure.

And a sweet boy whose world has fallen apart showed true faith and confidence in God's promises.

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Please keep the family of Ronnie Thompson in your prayers. He was a valued member of the community and of the church and will be sorely missed by all who knew him.
stylinmamaHow sad. 
mritchie47That's terrible! It's amazing how strong children can be, and the support of a Christian family always amazes me. Giving us each other is one of God's greatest plans. 
nacmacfeegleOur prayers have been constant. Young men and women always amaze me with their strength and courage as well as their hearts. Love your kids - they are special. 
mcbecciHow awful! We'll be praying for the fam. 
nacmacfeegleYou have enough to deal with. I will be ok. You are a special type of friend. I love you. 
cdillman23So glad that all of the kids could support their friend who was hurting so much! Sorry that he had to deal with such a loss, though. 
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