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aaaarrrggggghhhhh i may have pink eye *dun dun dun*... =[
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yay dr. said i dont have pink eye...yet...but he gave me eye drugz (aka eye drops) to make sure i dont
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and
the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a
steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the
saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a
firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but
she slides down the horse's side anyway The horse gallops along,
seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away
from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot
has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the
horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over
and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away
from unconsciou sness when to her great fortune. ....
Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
