My sister in-law emailed this to today. I thought I would share.
Smiles from the Bible.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married ?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah . He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David 's Triumph was heard throughout
the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson . He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses . He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David . He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua , son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan...)
Hannah fell down the stairs last night. She's ok. She has black eye and carpet burn where the corner of eye hit the edge of the stairs.
Emily made A's and B's. Emily switched instruments she plays the baritone now. We got Emliy's school pictures back yesterday. She took a great picture!! We'll be beating boys off with sticks in a couple of years. I'll have to post it for ya'll.
I'm teaching the kids to do their own laundry. Well they are folding and putting their own clothes away for now.
My mom is doing better now. She has several bouts of a-fib. The Dr. has given her medication to regulate her heart rythm. Dr. did an angioplasty and he said her vessel look like those of a 17 year old.
Well, hi, "mamagood"! It's a good name for you cuz you're a good mama! That's really cool about Emily liking the baritone so much. :) I don't feel so badly for not sending the flute music yet. Ha, ha! (I had copied most of it, but I have a new flute student, so I can use it with her.) Hope to see you again sometime....
So Jacob and Hannah are on the offical countdown to their birthdays.
This will be Jacob's and Emily's first year at FC Camp. They are so excited. It will be great for them.
So while the kids are at camp we will pull up the carpet in the living room and hopefully get laminate down before they come home.
Our beloved dog is finally doing better after having a nasty ear infection. She started snorting at me a couple of days ago to play with her. (Yeah!!) Although when the Vet. was examining her he found her spleen to be enlarged. He did an ultrasound and found a nodule on her spleen. (Which he didn't charge for.) She's 12 years old least possibly more. At this point I figure we will wait to see if it gets any bigger. The kids only know that her spleen is enlarged we didn't tell them the other part.
Sorry about your dog! Hope the kids love camp, I hated my first year and then loved the next 9!! Had to have my momma come as a couselor :) Looking forward to tomorrow night.
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