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Mizzou Football 09-16-08 04:17pm EST
I understand that when I discuss this topic, it keeps people from checking back for a while. Oh well.

In the last two weeks, Missouri Tiger quarterback Chase Daniel has more touchdowns (7) than incompletions (6). Though these games were against Southeast Missouri and Nevada (a bowl team last year), this is a pretty impressive feat.

That's all I've got.
jessBo-ring. :) Like I can talk - I haven't updated in months. How's that food tasting? 
werdnaMizzou is for real if you ask me...in the second tier college football existence that is life OUTSIDE OF the SEC. ;O) 
juliawhowooohooo go MU!!! 
billiamvery impressive. Heisman alert and a shot with the Ravens or Bears...not bad. 
neeneeYou're right. I won't be back. 
neeneeJust kidding. :) 
werdnaIt's called DEFENSE. Your boys should try it. All joking aside, Chase Daniel is the leading candidate for the statue. 
sureshot79All I have to say is Rock chalk Jayhawk!!! 
meganDon't say crap around the baby!! 
shawnMegan, your baby doesn't have ears yet. 
adampualthose of us from Texas are waiting for an update!!! 
adampuali agree. and thanks for your confidence! 
stevenbramanBig 12 North Champions - Go Mizzou 
whiteboyhmm...they lost today. sorry dude. 
mandymaraHaha - I didn't know what "schwag" meant. I had to look it up in the Urban Dictionary. Did you mean, "a term used to describe low-grade marijuana"?? :) 
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Poor Tax 07-30-08 09:04am EST
Last year, the average Kentuckian spent $194 on the state lottery. And on average, lottery players won back $123 of that money. (that's $778 million in ticket sales and $493 million in pre-tax payouts)

Of course, most of the winnings went to a small handful of people. So the odds are even worse.

Playing the lottery is stupid.
blagosloven_chovekBut... should I feel bad if people choose to pay a stupid tax? Ethical questions... meh! 
beckylboyerI think my dad calls the lottery the "stupid people tax." Even the sanest of people seem to go crazy when the winnings are way up there and buy tickets! 
vandeIt should be called PAYING the lottery. I think it's a tax for people who don't understand probability. 
nickomundoWhen you buy a lottery ticket, your odds of winning are only slightly greater than if you didn't play at all. 
shawnYou ready for Bingo tonight? Oh wait... 
tu_madrelet's see....last year, i spent $0 on the state lottery....the year before that: $0. all told, i've spent $1 on the lottery in my life. and i won it back. so my life hasn't changed one bit because of the lottery. 
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ADVICE FOR MAC USERS 03-24-08 10:42am EST
If you read pleonast on a Mac, here's a way to make it less awful on the eyes.

push Control+Option+Command+8. It will invert the colors on your screen (not just your web browser, so you may have other uses for that). This is one of the hundreds of cool tricks that only mac users get to enjoy.

This method is preferred by 4 out of 5 optometrists.


This one was free. The next one will cost you.

spimmando a screen shot for us poor non-mac users 
mtnestIt's cool, but all the pictures become negatives. 
mandymaraI'll let Ben know. 
loloSweet! Pleo can get rough on the eyes...thanks for the tip! 
miketfergusonscreenshot doesn't work, it fixes it in the screenshot. 
beckylboyeryeah I have no idea what you are talking about! But I have decided that its Mac people who creat viruses for us poor suckers with Windows to try and encourage us to "see the light". :) 
billiamControl Panel...Accessibility Options...Display...High Contrast (Use High Contrast White). You can toggle back and forth using ALT+LEFTSHIFT+PRINTSCREEN. 
billiamGood idea...thanks Mike. Now I can enjoy a MAC without having a MAC. 
miketfergusonman bill, that sounds like an awful lot of work. 
minderscool - thanks for the info! 
whiteboydude, you know that white type on black is how they taught us in usf adv.! i wouldn't have it any other way. but your praise for macs is well stated. as for bill, you have no idea. just get a mac. 
ktayWhen they don't hire me, I'm blaming you. 
jimandtyraKnippersinker Request ... go here
mpettesHey, that is a great plan!!! Come anytime! The only problem is Angie always has to see her family when she's here. What is up with that?!?! :D 
tortillanice! thanks! i always make the words super giant on my husband's large mac! 
the_ghostmike ferguson = gunfire smoke 
the_ghostfunny...there are some variations that use the word 'geek', but they were not as cool as gunfire smoke. 
the_ghostBy the way...I am now working for United Rentals = Eternal Nudist. 
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Excited 03-14-08 12:18am EST
Looks like I'll be at Kauffman Stadium for the Royals home opener against the Yankees. I told someone that I was going and he asked if I thought the Royals were going to be good.

I love when people don't understand a fan's devotion to a bad team. It makes being a fan that much more enjoyable. It really does.
vandeYeah, I've been to as many Royals (favorite AL team) games as I have Rockies (favorite NL team) games. I love a day at the park in early spring. 
beckylboyerHow fun! How long will you be in KC? 
beckylboyerwell fun! Hope you have a good time! 
juliawhohaha everyone always makes fun of the Royals BUT I still think it's wonderful to go to the games! Shoot, who doesn't love buck night!? 
whiteboyyea...gonna have to call "bull" on that last part. :) 
smilin_ashleyI gotta admit - one of my favorite parts of living in KC is getting to see the Cardinals play at Kauffman Stadium for cheaper than in St. Louis. Sorry. :) 
mickeydee_003Amen sis lol 
sterlingYou KC'ers know all about devotion to bad teams huh? 
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my new website 02-25-08 11:53pm EST
In the interest of preserving the integrity of the English language and the use thereof by American business professionals, I have started a website.

How To Talk Good will expose some of the travesties plaguing business vocabularies in this fine nation.

In other words, I'm outing corporate bone heads as the catch-phrase spewing jargon boxes they have become.

Please do at least 2 of the following, if not 3.

1. Visit How To Talk Good now, soon, later, and often.
2. Subscribe to my RSS feed using Google Reader or your RSS manager of choice.
3. Tell at least a few friends, especially those who work in offices or who are passionate about language, corporate communication, or the like.

wilburI don't use it often, but I use literally when expressing a fact or being ridiculous. Is that okay?
Fact: He literally did not shoot a single clay.
Ridiculous: He's so dumb he can't pour pee out of a boot, literally. 
spimmancool site 
sportsfancool site. 
meganI didn't even realize I was alluding to a John Mayer song, but good call. Must be Greg's strong influence! Although, I did listen to JM before he came around. I'm looking forward to reading more of your blogs. You are a good writer so I'm curious to see what's up your sleeve! 
beckylboyerI noticed Danny's name at the botoom of your page. I'm glad to see the family is all involved in helping us all talk better. 
beckdobbinsHa! I wonder who inspired you..... 
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