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this is going to be a good story, i promise, so please read!
okay, so, i was at the yearly. district-wide 4-H meeting today, and at most of the district stuff we wind up having to wait around in a room awhile for our food to be ready. so, the district officers typically get the dating game started to pass the time. for those of you who don't know, the dating game is where a person looking for a date (or in this case, an escort to lunch) has their back turned to everyone in the room so they can't see anyone, and they begin describing their perfect date. if it's a girl looking for a date, all the guys stand up, and if she lists a qualification they don't meet, they sit back down, and whoever is the last one (or two) standing gets to be her date.
so joey ( my younger brother, for those of u who don't know)decides to get up there. i decide to go ahead and play just for the fun of it, figuring i'd get knocked out right off.
he said no blondes.
i'm still standing.
he says must be shorter than 5'10".
i'm still standing.
he says must be able to drive .
i'm still standing.
he says must like rock music.
at that announcement, with this being 4-H and all, most of the girls are into country, almost all them sit down. only 3 left standing, including myself. by this time, me and my friends are busting out laughing.
he says must have seen and like the movie "kingdom of heaven", because it's his favorite.
"we have a winner! turn around to see your date!"
guess who?
yup.
me.
no joke.
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