But I thought being Hugh Jackman was a requirement as well. Van Helsing hunted vampires. See? Women are impossible. I proved it. First they want you to hunt vampires, then they want you to be vampires... impossible.
-grenade launcher
-my own private walmart
-5 personal slaves
-the state of michigan
-a live wooly mammoth
-a license to kill
-curling lessons
-1 million acres of cleared land in the amazon for a summer home
-tomb stone made of solid gold for when i die
-mind controlling machine (no off brands please)
-man-made biological arm with built in flame thrower that glows in the dark
well, if ya do want to play sometime, it's gonna have to be soon. cause were leaving for Disney World on Friday for two
weeks and we might forget to play each other again.
no, curling is that sport where you have a 50 lb puck on the ice and you have brooms brushing the ice to move it around. i dont know much about it thats why i wanna take lessons
Oh I SO will have fun!! I can't wait!! Devon was a awesome guy....it stinks he won't be there. Now I'll probably never see him again. Oh weeeelll, it will still be a blast! Ur right, 0 to 60 in 4 seconds and then puking your guts out DOES sound awesome! ;D
Bob and Joe are planning to rob a bank.
Joe says, "Ok, we're gonna run in firing our guns to scare everyone. And then you hold the guard at gun point while I break into the vault and..."
"Wait, this isn't going to work" said Bob.
"Why's that?"
"Since Obama's gun ban, it's illegal for us to carry guns."
"Oh, your right. Well, since it's illegal to carry guns, I guess I'll have to give up thievery and do something productive with my life. I think I'll make some money and start a charity organization for the homeless."
"Sounds good, I'm gonna start going to church, maybe find a wife and raise a family."
Thanks for your concern for our safety Mr. Obama; but unfortunately, America doesn't have room for your little fantasy world plans.
The only people who will give up their guns are the harmless law-abiding citizens. The criminals who are already breaking the law by robbing and murdering are not likely to care about the law that says they'll get fined for packing. The only way I see it is that we arm every man, woman, and child. See how many banks get robbed with a lobby full of armed customers. After all, it's equality that they're aiming for, right? (no pun intended)
I'm bored out of my mind so i'll ask everyone what their favorite Bible story is (besides the life of Christ which is everyone's favorite).
My favorite is probably the conversion of Saul in Acts 9 and his entire life after. It shows the power of God's word and how God can turn even the worst person into a faithful Christian like Paul. It also shows us that it's not our place to judge whether or not a person is too sinful to receive the gospel, and that no sin is too great to be forgiven. Paul's own words in Romans 1:16 says the gospel has the power to save anyone who believes, and he speaks from experience.
Anyways, old or new testament, whats your favorite?
uhhh....your salad dressing picture on my blog turned into Carburetor. lol!
As far as my favorite story....Saul/Paul's story is very compelling. I like Joseph's story. He endured many temptations and trials, yet he stuck to his guns, and God rewarded him in the end for enduring the persecution rather than throwing in the towel.
