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Pre-attack post 11-16-08 04:47pm CST
Yesterday I won an "iPod shuffle" in a Rabies Day 5k race. No, I didn't win the race, but the dog I was running with was the first dog to finish, so I got an iPod. Makes sense, right? Well, after I, who am technologically incompetent beyond my years, finally got this thing working, it suddenly made perfect sense to me.

This thing is so small that I don't know why they bothered to include separate earphones. They should have just mounted an earpiece directly on the thing, and then I could stick the whole unit in my ear. But the sound... WOW. I have never owned speakers that sounded that crisp, especially in the bass department.

So for the last couple days, even the most unextraordinary moments have been scenes from an action movie. Walking across the parking lot? Doing the laundry? Typing up a pleonast post? Boring, right? Not when the outrageous, spectacular, and superhuman is imminent... and judging by the music, five ninjas have just surrounded my bedroom.
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dbsmelserSo whose dog? 
crysnrobThis post has me laughing! 
laurar209heh -- i've thought that! 
raifhausWhat a wonderfully bizarre post. In so many ways.
I like you. 
turner120995Upload "Chariots of Fire" and run the next Rabies Day 5k in slow motion. 
daddio6coming up for turkey day? 
snoopyhaha! 
billiamI think the dog should get the shuffle. I love the shuffle...very "not there" which is what an MP3 player should be. 
tweedledeeI have been soooo tempted to get one! 
daddio62 weeks? It will be good to see you. Feel free to spend some time in Adams county if you like. 
mattmanuaOk. I'll make sure you win and then claim my 60% in attorney's fees. 
lizzbethYes, they were both in there! Congrats on winning the iPod! 
summersilkI'm just wondering how that guy got that name in the first place - he would have to be a really sloppy eater . . . 
thewifeofbudSweet! Ninjas rule! 
tweedledeeSoo excited in anticipation!! =) N mentioned maybe tearing up the bathroom floor... (oh, lol! she is on the phone right now and saying IF Nathan can get the tile out....) so that seems decently like that could be something that would get done. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN OUT TO THE DONKEYS??!! =) I'll take you out hopefully one of those days! 
tweedledee...oh and if you could drop N an email ASAP!! when your plans are finalized because she is unsure what up with what you had to do (moving or something) 
snickers63See you soon. And the list is growing of what Nathan will do!!! 
raifhausYeah! Demolition jobs! 
raifhaus(bathroom floor) 
autumn_rainHappy Thanksgiving!!! Wish you were here! 
snickers63The list is long now of what Nathan has done... good thing you are used to wierd/nasty smells. THanks for all your help... and making it more fun for all of the rest of us by being here. 
raifhaus"Good thing you are used to weird/nasty smells"...
That is compliment? I'm not sure. 
snickers63^Depends on which way you want to take it. You should have heard what he said to me about me!!!!! I will probably have to go to therapy to get over it. 
reesescuphaha wow nathan. im glad you got it working! [= 
snickers63How many Nathan's are there? I saw the working one this weekend. 
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A funny thing happened... 10-20-08 11:00am CST
...when I bit into a hard-boiled egg this morning. It blew up in my face and burned my lip.

I had two eggs left from the ten I boiled on Saturday, so I stuck them in the microwave. Thirty seconds later, they only felt lukewarm, so I put them back in for another thirty. Then I picked one up, salted it, and bit into it.... and that's when the whole thing exploded.

I stabbed the other egg with my spoon, and it too exploded. Guess you have to stick 'em like potatoes before heating so they don't do that!
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snoopyhaha! I'm sorry you got burned, but that is so funny! 
schmidtkinsOuch! I have truly never heard of cooking an egg in the microwave. Just curious... had you already removed the SHELL when you bit into it? Exploded? Scary thought... 
probablyreadingAw, that must hurt! Do you not like your face, Mr. Nathan Smelser? ...because I'm always hearing about you tryin' to mess it up. :P 
tarajazHahahah...someone at work did that a few weeks ago! 
dbsmelserIt's times like this I wish there were cameras filming each of us 24/7, on a 15 minute recycling circuit! Microwaves do strange things. I hear that a heated glass of water can "explode" if it doesn't boil, and then is penetrated with a spoon or whatever.
Oh, and he originally boiled, then re-heated in the microwave. 
gypsyprincess158Or....you could slice them in quarters before you put them in there... 
billiamhaha...this is great. thanks for the tip. 
tweedledeeyikes!! 
reesescupscary im sry.. 
unclespikeOh man. I had know idea that could happen. I'll try to remember that. 
mr_and_mrs_berryOW! That burn sounds very uncomfortable. Never nuke baby food and feed the baby without test-tasting it yourself. Remember that lesson because you may need some day. 
mr_and_mrs_berryIn the meantime go to school with a popsicle or a bag of frozen green beans to melt in your mouth! 
jodimnWow. I had no idea they would do that. Good to know. 
mayflowerExploding egg... that's one way to wake up without coffee! 
enyekEwie - that's pretty gross! 
laurar209That reminds me (if I really stretch my remembering capabilities) of a night when my family went to their hosue for supper. It was in the middle of peach season and the kitchen was buzzing with fruit flies. So Dad and Scott alternately waved the fire torch blower/lighter thing (technical name forgotten) around and then put peaches in the microwave, took 'em out after the flies went in, and then turned the microwave on... 
laurar209Good thing there aren't many guts in fruit flies. 
raifhausOnly 4 more travel days til the overnight on Volcan Santa Maria....
Surely you need a break. 
mr_and_mrs_berryI have something for you but I need your land address - I think I should send it to the state you are in, not PA so can you email it to me? And yes isn't he (she) a cute little dead mousie? Amazing how many think we are really cruel to be chuckling so much! hee hee
gypsyprincess158well....at least Wyoming voted for McCain. 
snickers63 
laurar209So, some of the guys here had me watch this and the only thing I could think was, "This is such a Smelser-guy video!" 
laurar209 
laurar209Heh... I know! I love how everyone else is so focused and studious during this entire thing. 
mr_and_mrs_berryHey! I'm glad you got that :) I just saw that little and looked at "Boiley's" cute face and thought you! I wonder if it will really work? 
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Hope you didn't sell your pickup! 10-16-08 10:27pm CST


Amazing...

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I'm a fan of the Turtleman 10-16-08 08:16pm CST
Priceless. Watch it.



Maybe dealing with snapping turtles all day gives a guy a little perspective, because he has a pretty fine disposition. What's your favorite turtleman quote?
probablyreading"Ah thought you was in trebble dere..." 
turner120995Classic! 
mattmanuaGatorade needs to get him to do a commercial! 
goatherdesshahahaha! "Ah don' drink or do drugs or smoke; this is mah hobby." 
dbsmelserTurtleman: "Uh, might find a bullfrog or two. Fish attack. Plus, uh, maybe a snake."
Guy gettin the story: "Or typhoid?"
Turtleman: "Nah, it'd be a water snake."

Ummmm...wow. I dunno. I can veritably appreciate the simple life...but that right there is a simple man. Call me whatever that makes me.
 
shanegOh man that's great! Snaper-licious! Love his smile. Think of all the things his hobby accomplishes: food, entertainment, exercise, enviromental animal control, and he most likely does not seek medical attention when bit so it's all budget friendly too. 
nottoscaleThat was my favorite! 
laurar209Oh. Wow. I think I laughed too loudly most of the way through to hear the quotes stupendously well, but "7 kinds of meat"?!?!? Ha! That was my favorite. I wonder how much he spends on shampoo and soap? 
mr_and_mrs_berryI think he doesn't need shampoo or soap - he uses natural algae. I think Dad is going to love this one - I'll show him when he gets home. 
raifhausWOW. I thoroughly enjoyed watching this with D. 
raifidHe doesn´t do drugs or drink...he´s just come that way natural like. 
mayflower"Wheeeeeewww--uuuuu-hooo-aaa-aaa-aah. That thar's the Rebel Indian yell." 
raifhausOur gasoline prices saw a sig. drop in the last couple days - now down to about US$4.30 a gallon. 
nottoscaleTurtleman has nothing to hide; he's just happy to be doing his work.

Still a fan of the turtleman. 
raifhausSeriously.... I really want you to come sometime. Think you'll have any available time off in 2009?? 
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Agur's prayer 10-10-08 11:16pm CST
Two things I request of You
(Deprive me not before I die):
Remove falsehood and lies far from me;
Give me neither poverty nor riches-
Feed me with the food allotted to me;
Lest I be full and deny You,
And say, "Who is the Lord?"
Or lest I be poor and steal,
And profane the name of my God.


-Proverbs 30:7-9
snoopyyes 
crysnrobThat's a passage I've never particularly noticed before. Thanks. 
tweedledeeAmen. 
probablyreadingOne of my favorites! :) 
tom_bombadilAmen! 
laurar209To me one of the most profound things about the Bible is that, 2000 years after its completion, it's still applicable to me. I love that. 
gypsyprincess158I looked at that one! There's a res/IHS health center that's clsoe enough to drive, I think. 
snickers63Are you counting down the days yet? 
snickers63????? 
laurar209muchos gracias! 
mr_and_mrs_berryhey Nathan - this is one of my favorite Proverbs. :) See you soon? She said Darryl is coming up here (maybe for turkey?) What is your schedule are you traveling? We've (mr b and me) just been to NYS and really enjoyed the Corning Glass museum. 
raifhausGood passage to highlight. 
raifhausWHERE did you eat hot black beans on vanilla ice cream? 
raifidI´m glad somebody appreciates that. Thanks for the note. 
raifidBlack beans and vanilla reminds me of what we´ve eaten here: ground, fried plantains stuffed with black beans. The mix between savory and sweet is quite satisfiying 
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