Now that I've had my moments of silence over the loss of our country's collective brain, I have come to an almost certain conclusion that gives me comfort: My brain is still here, and it is fully functional. Not everyone has this comfort. I realize that. And that is why my brain has learned the ability to fly - it jumps from one head to another and give commands; sorta like when the emporer comes from his vessel to the star destroyer to carry out a mission, and everybody has this big assembly for him. They roll out the red carpet, and throw this wild party, and everything is Great! The people need an emporer so they can party. And I am that brain.
As the highest ranking brain on this ship, I declair war on the rebel brains from other countries that are trying to come in and take over the empty heads of this fleet. I am issuing full alert. Go to Condition Yellow, We've got to stop them!
WHAT!!!!HE DIED?! WHEN I NEED SOMEONE HE DIES!!!!GREAT!!!I'LL SAY THIS YOU KNOW WHATHER PLEOVILLIN LIKED YOU OR NOT UNLIKE "SOME" GUYS I HAVE MET AND THAT REALLY MATTERED...I APPRICIATE LOYALTY AND ITEGRETY :p
Okay, pleonast is not a rendezvous point for sissies "goin out". This is a battlefield for warriors "going forth conquering and to conquer". Whatever magic carpet Pleo_hero flies with, he cannot show you the world, he can only knock you off his ride whenever he turns his SUPER-chin. I, on the other hand, can show you satellite pictures of Jupiter. so beat that.
Also, I am now on my way to higher education in order to make something of my hobbies by the way of world domination. In other words, I gotta go to school right now, but I'LL BE BACK. I will apply my knowledge in the fields of social science and psychology in order to enter the minds of all people and make them do great and terrible things. Great! yes. ...but terrible. I will make them NOT vote for Obama, because he is a perpetual liar with affiliations (even participation) with terrorists, FBI's most wanted, and radical prejudice religious leaders, and he tells people what they want to hear (except a straight answer) so he can make higher education worthless because of socialist economic strategies which deter success and deteriorate both demand and quality of formerly higher paying jobs when he gets in office -it'll be a gloryland for wellfare familes who get payed more to sit on their butts - at least until our country inevitably gets attacked because of all the cuts in Homelan Security and Military funding.
If Obama becomes president, I will be forced to bring back all the masked superheros and villains that this country needs, so that everybody will know who is the bad guy, and who is the good guy.
In answer to your question, my role-model, It's pretty much like basketball. The only difference is, when you get fouled instead of shooting free throws, you try to dunk while the defender tries to block you.
Phone: Hello. No one is available to take your call. Please leave a message after the beep or stay on the line for more options...
Pleovillin: [waiting in anticipation]
Phone: To page this person press press 5 now, at the tone please record your message. When you are finished with your call, you may hang up or press 'one' for more options.
Pleovillin: [sigh] I've got to change that to something quicker. People don't call to get options. They call to get results. Vis a vis to LEAVE A MESSAGE. ...I'll try calling voicemail.
-beeeeeep.-
Phone Main menu, to listen to your messages, press one. To send a message, press two. To check receipt of a message, press three. To change your personal options-
-beep-
Phone Personal Options. To turn notification on or off, press one. To change administrative options, press two. For greetings or recorded-
-beep-
Phone Greetings. To change your personal greeting, press one. To select a standard greeting with your telephone number which will tell callers that your are unavailable, press two. To select a standard greeting with your name which will tell callers that you are unavailable, press three. For Personal Greetings-
-beep-
Pleovillin: Which button do I press to realign the satellite lasers your way, lady!
if you stop puting mean comments on koriin pg and say somthing nice to her she might stop calling you gay... o and ask her to forgive u it might take a while but shes the bestes person ever
uh oh. I got one missed call. [throws cell phone on floor and destroys it]. I'm not answering; I know what happens- I die in the field of glory with 19 arrows in my vital organs, because thats what it takes to stop me.
No one can stop you, Pleovillin. Certainly not Mr. Gates, though he may try. Oh-ho-hoooh, he will try. And we will meet, whether it be face to face on the field of battle amidst the bodies of our fallen comrades, or on top of a skyscraper at midnight as two river ferries full of people await their tragic end, with Mr. Gates holding the detonator and I dressed in my nifty black armor and cape, or by bumping into each other in a crowded restaurant, at which point I quickly clean his clock and then make a classy exit with my fashionable young lady. His time will come, and win it does, there will delicious iced tea at the victory celebration.
My name is "Nancy" and I have a problem. I find myself feeling urges that morality tells me are wrong, but I think its natural because I could NEVER have an urge to do anything morally wrong, so I'll just deny myself of any free will and commit to my feelings like everyone else. Blah blah blah.
False. I am not gay. I am part Norwegian, part Scottish, and part German; and I've been to the North Pole a dozen times withOUT thermal underwear, its all part of my special forces training.
But now that you mention it, I seem to remember an instrument of the most cunning, the most ingenious design, that will tell me everything I want to know about a particular person, including who is gay, and who is not... I call this experiment, Gaydar: Koriin Edition - in other words, even someone who doesn't know what a "perv" is can use it.
Let me just pull out my Goblet of Fire here. ...There. I have written down a name on a piece of paper and offered it to the Goblet. Let's wait and see what will become of our slanderous nemisis-isees. [poof] ...hmmm... ah, yes. It says, "she is scheduled to go on a date with Pleosidekick this Friday afternoon". ...let's try a different name.
Mr.Gates, we have a confirmation of your date with Sexymamaoftheunknown... it also says you have an upcoming date with 12 women next Saturday, and that they only like you for your money. Well, you know how it goes.
Women take time and money... women = [time] x [money]
Time is money... [time]=[money]
Do the math... women = [money]2
I'll try my name just to see what it says... [poof]...it says, "Your enemies are busy this weekend; gather your armies and burninate their villages while they are out." ...I like it.
i agree with bleach_hitsugaya through and through. plus pleovillin i do have a datewith pleo_sidkick and you don't know where we will be, we might be were you are going to "attack". then we will defet you in one fell swipe and you will be no more, along with everyone else who is on your side. plus your goblit of fire is a fake and pleo_sidkick has the real one. So as all the tales say, good will always triumph and evil will lose yet again in this battle of good and evil!!!!!
oh^one more thing...pleovillin, in this war of good abnd evil, in this battle to the death, we will(me and pleao_sidkick and everyone else who is against you)stand up to you and fight for our lives and then we will continue on as you lay in the dirt cowaring as i stand over you. and not to soon after that you will turn to nothing as God made you from nothing!
ok i dont know u but koriin says your a jerk if you want me to be on your side STOP beening a jerk to me firend...plz comment on me pg to prove ur not a jerk
...Goblet of Fire, am I a jerk? ...[poof] "if I say 'yes' are you going to destroy me?"... I will anihilate you with inscisors and stomach acids. [poof]... "nope. you're not a jerk"
Don't worry, Pleovillin. I don't think you're a jerk. You don't go around calling other people jerks for no reason, so if that doesn't prove you're not a jerk, I don't know what does.
koriin going to hate me but ill THINK about joning your army pleo_sick is pretty cool to and mr_jobs but koriin well never join your army or think about it...
Maybe you forgot, pleovillin, but I am not your Hero, for You come to me not with respect. You come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding, asking me to do you this favor, yet not once have you said hello, or goodbye to me, nor have your told me lately that you appreciate me. Am I not super? Am I not... super-DUPER? But now you ask me to betray the woman I love. Far be it from me to do this thing. No. No, I shall fight aGAINst you. Me and Koriin have a date and there's nothing you can do about it.
Now that I've had my moments of silence over the loss of our country's collective brain, I have come to an almost certain conclusion that gives me comfort: My brain is still here, and it is fully functional. Not everyone has this comfort. I realize that. And that is why my brain has learned the ability to fly - it jumps from one head to another and give commands; sorta like when the emporer comes from his vessel to the star destroyer to carry out a mission, and everybody has this big assembly for him. They roll out the red carpet, and throw this wild party, and everything is Great! The people need an emporer so they can party. And I am that brain.
