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Pecans in the Cemetery 11-24-08 02:29pm EST
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.

'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,'
said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.'

He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.

'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls.'

The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.' When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence they heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.'

The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord.'

Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done.'

They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the
kid on the bike.
robynbobmLOL 
christinaI'd read that one before! Love it!! 
tellycute 
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11-04-08 09:24am EST

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wife_of_burtI DID! :D 
christinaI did! 
tessI am going for that sticker this afternoon when my hubby gets home...we want to do it together. :) 
stylinmamaWe have our ballots filled out, just have to drop them off sometime today! :) 
jenlew21I can't cause I wasn't registered due to the move. :/ 
jenlew21I have no idea how to do any of that since this would be the first time with me voting. I don't even know what presinct we would've been registered at. Next time I will be ready! :) 
rockinrobinI did on Thursday in early voting. I had to work today at 8 am so did not want to stand in lines later. OUR weather has been wet and cool and I did not want to be outside standing there to vote. So I was inside standing there for over an hour. I visited with the 2 people in front of me. WE compared our experiences of living in Fla with the nice rude people. :-) 
nornie 
robynbobmI did! Well, like Carrie ours need dropped off, so Bob will do that today. 
beachgalI did! I did! I did! YIPPIE!!!!! 
lovinmarriageWe voted, and my boys got the "I voted" sticker also - ACORN at work ;o) The right Chiropractor will do wonders for a pregnant lady!! 
stefanieactually not too long after the game because half of the stadium was gone! Before the game, we were stuck there for over an hour trying to find parking. HOw have yall been?? I'm sorry about yall's loss. You're in my prayers. 
duodamselHugs. Stand firm! 
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Gone 10-27-08 08:42pm EST
LJ's grannie, Mildred Howell, passed away this evening. She held on for almost 12 hours after they took her off life support. Please pray for the family.
prov3110I'm sorry. :( 
firebolt:( I'm sorry. I'm praying for your family. 
runningjakeI'm sorry, I'll be praying for your family. 
mommaroushI'm so sorry -- praying for your family. :( 
christinaThinking of you and your family. 
tessSo sorry for your loss. Hugs and prayers to you and the family. 
kristindoulaI'm sorry. Praying! 
jessSo sorry Rebecca! :( 
robynbobmSo sorry. :( Is LJ doing ok? 
stylinmamaI'm sorry. Praying. 
jenlew21So sorry honey! I hope and pray you all hold up well. :/ 
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10-26-08 09:33pm EST

SO STINKIN FUNNY!!! 10-21-08 04:23pm EST

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