I had a dream the other night. It was the most intense dream that I have ever experienced. I dreamed that I was taking a walk one night, and all of a sudden there was a loud rushing sound that sounded like a locomotive racing down the tracks, kinda like the ones that used to run right thru downtown Denver, IN. Yeah...you know what I'm talkin' about!!
Anyways, I looked up into the black sky only for my eyes to behold the greatest thing ever!! It was a spaceship, but it wasn't just any spaceship! This one was shaped like a giant nose!! That's right...BOOGER HEAVEN AWAITED MY ARRIVAL!! I was then beamed up into the left nostril, which was an amazing experience that I just cannot put into words. After that, everything was really just a blur.
I then woke up laying on the floor by my bed covered in...yeah, you guessed it...SNOT!!! I had been sucked into some alternate universe that was controlled by the BOOGER AlIENS!! I had been slimed! It was so yummy!!! There were actually boogers all throughout the snot too. That was like having peanut butter with chocolate, only BETTER!!
I wish that I could remember the rest of the dream. It was fantastic!
