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I've always held a double standard on this one. On the one hand I encourage people to be more considerate when it comes to offering a ride to a stranger on the side of the road. Yet, on the other hand if you’re a girl I'm against the idea all together. I've had a bit of a bad streak going lately. About a month ago I picked up a gothic artist with bright red dreads and full body tattoos. Even though she was very friendly and attractive the poor thing was on a mission of doom and despair. Her philosophy in life was to try anything and everything at least once even against her better judgment. She has no regrets in life only disappointments in people who have taken advantage of her and let her down. She has worked as district manager in clothing, worked the floor at a skating rink, worked in homeless shelters, with disabled children, as a escort, a tour manager for bands, singer, crime scene clean up, stripper, t-shirt screen printer and much more. I was pretty sympathetic to her story but new that our lives were very different from each other. E.g. she lives in a nudist resort in Land 0'Lakes I live in a clothed community in Carrollwood. Something told me that it wasn’t a smart idea to get a whole lot more involved in this girls life so we parted and went our separate ways.
I'll make the second story a lot shorter. I thought I was offering HER a service by helping her out… but as it turned out she was the one offering the services. She flashed me and told me the she was not a cop. I told her that I didn't think we were on the same wave link and I kicked her out of my Jeep.
P.S. Just in case you think that I only look for female hitch hikers I'll have to tell you about the guy that I picked up who told me that his mind was being controlled by Hillary Clinton and the Military.
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