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Good Bye Cruel World 07-29-08 12:03pm EST
Yes this is a suicide note.

In a few hours a ball and chain will be welded to my ankle.

I would like to thank all the cruel and thoughtless people for driving me to this. May God punish you with my same sticky end.
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teelduoAre you surviving your persecution? giggle 
adwestphalwhat do you mean...'again'? 
crab_rapperAt least I don't aspire to be a caveman 
jessieroseI can't believe Caitling hasn't killed you in your sleep yet. 
alliecatCaitlin got herself a smart one, hu? 
alexthecellistit was the water pump. we put water in the radiator, but that was after it had started overheating, because we were on the road and had no coolant.

i may just try that nail in the tire idea next time, though. 
kattathwhat does quantitative mean? 
kattathso, I was telling my suitemate about about our glitter war and I told her about your tools. She called you "glitter man"! *to be said in cheese action hero music voice* 
pleovillinSpeaking of ball-and-chain...Come to my blog. It's so easy a caveman could do it. 
thepoeticmadmanLOL! 
andieliyou only live five minutes away. feel free to visit me. even if you can only insult me. :P 
lightbringerCaitlin hasn't whacked you for writing this? Thanks for the benediction:p 
thepoeticmadmanI'm up for it 
austinatorI see you too have a love for the beloved city. 
austinatorGlad to see you back, I was wondering what the wife did to you 
nacSo... you've joined the ranks of young married men? 
bibbit18Ohhh, I'm so scared! No, I actually am truly afraid. What terrible things are you going to do to me as punishment for the hug? Your mind is a dark and scary place, so I'm afraid to even wonder. 
kattathI don't think he has enough dirt on you to do something too dreadful. He's just scarier then he looks!

I will email a picture to you tonight or tomorrow... 
mrsfionacharmingyeah, that's right, I added you 
mrsfionacharmingYou probably won't see this for a long while, but... "Children today are tyrants. They contradict thier parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." [Socrates (470-399 B.C.)] 
bibbit18My mamma told me once that I looked sick and I needed to put on makeup 
mrsfionacharmingOlive Juice 
crabinlawGot married and now you don't have time to update your blog? 
suttonscribeyou bet! 
lightbringerI think it's safe to say that you got the better end of the deal, Caleb. By the way, your dad totally ruined your manly, tough-guy image in Philosophy today:) 
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You know God has a sense of humor when... 07-20-08 12:32pm EST
July 19: I am the service tech on call.

0900: I wake up and eat and get ready to take any calls.

1000: I start work around the house (light installing etc) while waiting for a service call.

1300: I eat lunch and order tickets to the 1900 showing of Batman. while waiting for a service call.

1630: There have been no calls and I go to get Caitlin.

1656: I arrive at Caitlin's house.

1705: My boss calls...
teelduogiggle 
thelostprophetHaha, ain't it just the way. 
kattathI heard about that. I'm sorry kiddo! 
zaphenathduuude, not nice. 
dwatkinsNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 
teelsidegotta see it to shoot it ... but there's no advantage I can image to shooting a skunk on your back doorstep 
adwestphalhaha, i bet 
alexthecellistthis makes me happy. 
bradyWhen you are waiting for something the sure way to make it happen is to act like you don't want it to happen. 
teelduoEverything will be fine as long as he doesn't call during the wedding. LOL 
qtbartdrhaha i could but that would not only put me in bad graces with them and foil the friendship i have with them but also make me an extremely high priority wanted man and target to catch from the Police force. Not my idea of fun...lol 
ohiorajrefreshednice! 
verny_mackSo...in six days we're going to become cousins-in-law. 
darthdufus^that's the least of his problems right now. 
the_big_guyDude. Your gettting married in like 4 days. Crazy. 
alexthecellistwhat makes you think i'll be able to stand your smell long enough to listen to you? 
alexthecellisthm, too bad i cancelled my account... 
teelduoYou're gettin' married in the morning... (everyone sing it with me now)

love you and wish we could be there. OXOXOX 
crabinlawhope you are enjoying your last night of freedom 
crabinlawwish I could be there too 
dragonwriterRemember where you were 13 years ago today?



You and Mary, the cutest flower girl and ring-bearer I've ever seen. :-) 
teelduoawwwwwwwwwwww ain't they cute. 
adwestphalno..not the black market...but...i should get off that soon 
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My brother is such a bum 06-16-08 11:24pm EST
He goes away to Canada. and then has his flight delayed so that he wouldn't make it back for his two sermons he was supposed to do on Sunday.

Guess what happened to me. I only got a few hours notice. and that was actually my first sermon.

I will have to plot his demise.


Update: Justice!!

I was supposed to speak the invitation tonight. But since that wasn't on the schedule and nobody told me I visited Caitlin at University. Guess who replaced me.

{very evil laugh}....
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teelduoHappy early Birthday you caveman! OXOX 
kattathyes, I was saying you would be dead if you didn't have a 20th birthday. I didn't think I would have to explain that. Sorry about the picture, it was the best one I had of you. You do ugly so well I mean, what's a girl to do?

oh yeah and...
Happy Birthday! 
kattathAnd I checked, even going by California time it's the 26th. 
smallgreenbugyour only just turning 20? Your awfully young. Almost as young as I am. 
smallgreenbugI turn 20 in a month and a half. 
teelduoYOU ARE SO OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
teelduoI might have to send you a cane soon! Do you have all your hair still? 
krazekat4Happy Birthday!its audrey's friend by the way! 
teelduoI HATE COTTONWOOD! Now do you feel better? giggle 
quiltedmamaHappy Birthday! (I know I'm a little late, but...) 
lightbringerHow'd that go? I'm laughing as I write this...I would've never thought of Luke as a lazy bum. Hmmm... 
mrsfionacharmingoh, no, mom said it was your birthday and we couldn't eat dinner without you... :) 
andielilol, funny story, and very like you. ok, wedding! i want to come! but.....i can't. :( don't hurt me yet! i have to work that week. i know, money is a horrible excuse, and i feel terrible about not coming. thank caitlin for sending me an invitation. i really liked the design! did she come up with it herself? tell her i'm very very sorry. i will see you both when i'm back at school. i hope everything goes well! 
andieliand you are not allowed to call me "hebrew babe" :P 
darthdufus^ your phrase at the end of the paragraph reads: "tell her i'm very very sorry i will see you both when i'm back at school." did you put a period in there by mistake? 
bibbit18it could be worse? Just to ruin your day, I'm letting you know that I'm coming to your wedding. 
browneyedpeashit him upside the head? why?? 
dragonwriterHmm... I have a lot of thinking to do on that one. I'm not finding any traction yet but I'll let you know as soon as I do. :-) Thanks for sending it. I love riddles, even if I can't always answer them. 
dragonwriterokay... here's a shot in the dark:

Balaklava: completely eats "baklava" (a Greek dessert), and it will never be clean because of the slaughter of the English by the Russians in the Crimean war in October 1854. I know I'm not even close. Got any hints for me? 
bibbit18I sense some sarcasm here. Unless Caitlin wrote that and not you. 
darthdufus^^Caleb, you need to make an old testiment reference at the same time, that would make it interesting. 
alliecatyou know you are gonna miss me!! :) 
alliecatNo wonder you and Austin get along so well! :) 
razorbackmanyeah.... good idea there bud... steal... 
teelsideLunch today is venison roast sandwich and a great big cucumber....wish I could share! ♥ 
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To Intrevert or to Extravert, that is the question 04-18-08 09:36pm EST
I think that there is a healthy balance between the two.

Introverts tend to keep their problem to themselves and solve them themselves. There is nothing wrong with this; however, when an introvert's problems become such that they can't solve them alone, they become frustated, and here is where we come across problems. When one keeps problems pent up INSIDE themselves then their OUTSIDE tends to suffer as well, and when Introverts' outsides begin to bother other poeple then problems arise. thus, as a method of "venting" Introverts will write on this wonderful thing called PLEONAST all of their problems. (Minus the names of the people involved of course because that would be gossiping but that doesn't matter b/c if you know the person then you know exactly who and what they're talking about!

So here's POINT NUMBER 1. Why do we write about our problems with what's-her-face on Pleo, instead of actually talking to her about our problems and solve them instead of spread them? the answer is b/c we are silly human beans who may not be comfortable expressing our problems to people and so we therefore opt to not express them through the correct channel.

Extraverts on the other hand can't wait to express to you their every thought and feeling, whether it be through pleo, over the phone, IM, but NEVER face to face with the person they need to speak with. Extroversion is not neccessary bad either, I mean it's part of your personallity, but it too can be taken to the extreme. When one's outside begins to negatively effect those around then we have a problem. when your emotions are so extroverted that you are not really in control of them any more, then you have a BIG problem.

Thus POINT NUMBER 2: we need to be sure that we are in control of our external emotions. Yes, beleive it or not I know this is hard, but no one ever said that self control was easy. As Peter said in 2 Peter 1 we need to "add to your faith moral excellence... knowledge... self controll" etc. when one is extroverted, then it can be very easy for them to loose control and SAY or DO things that they have wisdom not to say or do when they are in control of themselves.

Going right into POINT NUMBER 3: Person 1's level of tolerance may be higher than person 2's. take Caleb, I mean me, for example . he i mean I, do not have to spill every problem I have to someone, while someone like me, I mean Caitlin needs someone to talk to every once in a while. the point being that at some point in time everyone has their limit of Introversion/Extroversion and some are higher or lower than others'. thus to quote Sophocles you must "know thyself". know how much you CAN or CAN'T take. Know when to say to someone I need to calm down or I need to talk to you. and most importantly KNOW HOW TO CONTROL YOUR SELF. your tongue, your emmotions, your body language, your attitude, everything.

Mind you I know this is not an over night job, but I believe it is something we should all keep in mind and take to heart.

-Caleb's Alter Ego
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teelduomaybe :-P~~~~ LOL 
darthdufus 
suttonscribeI like 
adwestphali love you too 
browneyedpeasYOU"re not married! *sticking tongue out* 
franky_gOurs is only 14 ft; we never managed to fly a hull which was a shame, but we still got going pretty fast. 
mrsfionacharming(by the way, to add to my link name, it was blueberry juice something) 
mrsfionacharming^and it was really disgusting!!! :) 
beunsungYou can drop them off any time. I detail more than just Fords. Today I detailed a Nissan and yesterday I detailed a Chevy. 
bonnielassNice post! Has some good points to it! 
alliecatknew I could count on you for an answer- thanks! ;) 
alliecatnote: the above said with EXTREAM sarcasm 
teelsideWeird? Me? Perhaps...but it has always been so - I fall in love with each of you all over again, every time I see you. And YOU started it all!!! ♥ ♥ 
browneyedpeasyou are a very not nice caveman 
alexthecellistthe spiders. 
alliecatI'm afriad I'll have to desappoint you, but you did not mess up my perfect weekend... the weather did! but we still had fun! :) 
andieli:P 
kattathnext time I will have to mention all tools, power or not! 
crab_rapperWhat you say is already true :) 
lydiasmotheri like mango salsa too! 
thelostprophethaha, if only we were shooting guns instead of commercials... 
thepoeticmadmanhaha, that's pretty good. :) you try that after you get married. 
nacSo... I can't make it to your wedding. Aren't you devestated?! I mean... who's going to lead the river-rat roll? 
zaphenathyo dude, i need to know about those colors for the suits, and if the suit is a three or two button, and if the suits are entirely black, and what color shirt, and tie, and all that stuff ASAP. Wedding's coming up and I don't have a large resource as far as places where i can find suits goes. so lemme know! ^_^ 
teelduoYour uncle would be the correct answer but technically it is Josiah. ROFL 
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Why are people such morons 04-07-08 10:42pm EST
Unfortunately I just saw the movie called The Mist. Aside from being depressing it makes me want to strangle my brother (nothing personal against Luke, he is just my punching bag).

I am sick of the media portraying Christianity as a plague against mankind. This is incredibly obvious during elections. The candidates that make the media happy get the air time, while the others who actually know what they are doing get shunned and cut off. Then they put the blasphemous fanatics in the light who will give true followers of Christ a bad name. Satan is very clever. The solution is simple however it is going to be difficult without getting killed and/or making things worse. I will do what I can, but right now that is to be patient. I hate that part...

What I now have to figure out is how to beat the blasphemous fanatics.
thelostprophetYeah, I felt the same way when the "crazy christian lady" was talking in the movie. I also agree wholeheartedly with the rest of what you have to say! 
teelduoAlways remember THE LORD HAS ALREADY WON over satan. Now we just need to scoop up as many as we can on our way to Heaven. satan might be smart but he still loses.

love ya OXOX 
notcaptainweirdI haven't seen the movie yet, but I thought the short story was pretty good. Idr if the lady in the book was supposed to be christian or not, as far as I do remember, she was just kinda fanatical and crazy. 
teelduoSame difference. ;-) 
dragonwriterOh great. Now you're one of those extreme right-wing evangelical freaks, aren't you? ;-) 
zaphenathhow'd you modify them to be water resistant? 
crabinlawby the time I got to be old enough to have a job and make money, your dad was half grown and I didn't get to buy little boy clothes. 
crabinlawIt will be interesting to see if the movie Expelled lives up to the hype...and what the non-believers will think about it 
mrsfionacharmingMorons... coming from Caleb, I believe it 
jessieroseyes, thats my middle name. Okay, thats getting ridiculous that they still haven't come in. But, I'm sure they'll come in by May, surely. Hey, give me a call whenever. I miss my crazy Caitlin. 
crab_rapperWho left early last night after only 2 games??? 
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