Update

at 09/18/09 11:22AM
Sorry, been out of touch here for a few months. Working a lot. Blessed. Being love a lot more. Blessed More. Forgiven on top of all of that. Blessed the most!

And even though I am working by myself in the store this weekend, I am not alone!
  • niffer
    -gasp- he updated! lol.

    good thought. sometimes we take for granted how blessed we really are.
    by niffer at 09/18/09 6:18PM
  • beavermom
    Amen and amen!! Glad to see you still remember how to type! jk
    by beavermom at 09/19/09 3:40PM
  • thehandoftheking
    Thanks for the songs yesterday during the Psalms class. It was great worship.
    by thehandoftheking at 10/15/09 9:53AM
  • beavermom
    How's your October going? It's finally fall here, wind (gusts over 50 mph yesterday!) rain, grey days, with little moments of sun to enjoy the colors, time for some chili and cornbread!
    by beavermom at 10/15/09 2:48PM
  • beavermom
    Happy birthdays!! Party on , and count your blessings , my friend! Fall is an anniversary of sorts for us-Sept 25th, Caric's surgery. 2 years! Woot!
    by beavermom at 10/20/09 5:18PM

The top twelve indicators that the economy is bad

at 05/30/09 9:18PM

12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.

9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.

8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.

7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

6. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.

5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving in America?"


3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.

2. The Mafia is laying off judges.

And my most favorite indicator of all.

1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
  • abs
    first semester, 90(barely). second semester, 91! :D :D :D
    by abs at 05/31/09 7:46AM
  • thehandoftheking
    Those are cool.
    by thehandoftheking at 05/31/09 1:11PM
  • dixiechick
    I like #6.
    by dixiechick at 05/31/09 2:17PM
  • beavermom
    LOL!! I like #11!
    by beavermom at 06/01/09 4:01PM
  • julied93
    These are TOO funny!
    by julied93 at 06/10/09 3:35PM
  • sarahsmile
    I don't know David....nursing homes makes me sad.
    by sarahsmile at 06/12/09 8:44AM
  • abs
    umm Galatians 5?
    by abs at 06/17/09 2:11PM
  • abs
    AHHH :) yay! :)
    by abs at 06/17/09 8:21PM
  • twohandsonthewheel
    hey mr. david!!! :) it's caley harper.
    by twohandsonthewheel at 06/20/09 11:27AM
  • abs
    a youth forum isnt online. its when teens from every church come together in one for 2-3 days and they stay like 5 to a house so there are hosts and everythings and theres guest preachers and things. Lilburn Coc had one last summer, Mountain View Coc in Cumming has one every summer.
    by abs at 07/03/09 12:30PM
  • abs
    its really fun :D
    by abs at 07/03/09 6:09PM
  • abs
    I miss your voice at church. How was mickey mouse?
    by abs at 07/26/09 8:23PM
  • beavermom
    Haven't seen your name highlighted in awhile. How are things?
    by beavermom at 09/04/09 3:04PM
  • beavermom
    Only if you return the empty jar in person! Fall in Oregon is quite pretty!
    by beavermom at 09/10/09 9:36PM
  • thehandoftheking
    I agree.
    by thehandoftheking at 09/12/09 7:11PM
  • jordanflyer
    Hey, thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it... even though there was basically no editing to smooth out the roughness :)
    by jordanflyer at 09/14/09 9:59PM

Prayers Please

at 04/04/09 2:46PM
So I'm going to be a bachelor for a few days. Jeannie and the kids are headed to Florida for Spring Break. I will join them later next week.

Please pray for their safe travel. A ton of people are on the roads today and it has been tough so far. It took 2 and a half hours to go less than 30 miles. They should be arriving at the in-laws very late tonight.
  • cdawg
    praying bro!
    by cdawg at 04/04/09 7:36PM
  • beavermom
    Praying, and have a good time! :)
    by beavermom at 04/06/09 3:01PM
  • abs
    i will officially be in FL the weekend of the 20th :(
    by abs at 04/18/09 8:36PM
  • abs
    BUT BUTBUTBUTBUT if you reschedual because of the wedding i could still make it :) haha, im just kidding, im sorry e're going to FL that day, but it was the only weekend we could go! the cabin we go to was booked the weekend before, which we'd planned for
    by abs at 04/19/09 2:43PM
  • geeby
    ^i guess all the other teens will die now that we will be in FL, abbie?
    by geeby at 04/20/09 8:36PM
  • sunnylee
    how did you get that on your phone as a ringtone??!!! TELL TELL TELL!!!
    by sunnylee at 04/21/09 7:52AM
  • abs
    :)
    by abs at 05/12/09 9:08PM
  • sunnylee
    I didn't have the feature to allow me to do that...but I do now! I will check!! Thanks!
    by sunnylee at 05/15/09 10:48AM
  • beavermom
    Aw! Thank you! :)
    by beavermom at 05/22/09 2:04AM
  • dixiechick
    I'm glad for you.
    by dixiechick at 05/22/09 8:54PM
  • abs
    no, i dont! and i told him that on the phone and he was very unhappy haha.
    by abs at 05/25/09 8:28PM
  • ousinger
    wow - you need to update!
    by ousinger at 05/26/09 5:03PM

Pun Intended

at 02/18/09 10:10AM
CREATIVE PUNS FOR 'EDUCATED' MINDS

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur 's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here; I'll go on a head."

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass."

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

18. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

19. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

20. A backward poet writes inverse.

21. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

22. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. When they ate a clown, it tasted funny.

23. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.
  • emwhitt
    HA! Myron hardly comes on to Pleo anymore, but I will make sure he reads these!
    by emwhitt at 02/18/09 12:44PM
  • gamomma
    Kayleigh, I LOVE that you don't get #3. You are awesome!
    by gamomma at 02/18/09 1:34PM
  • abs
    I don't get it either.. does it mean she's a bad cook or something? I don't have an educated mind, apparentally
    by abs at 02/18/09 2:56PM
  • dixiechick
    #2-the Aleutian Islands are a chain of islands off the coast of Alaska.
    #3-a "still" is a contraption used to make liquor.
    by dixiechick at 02/18/09 7:14PM
  • beavermom
    Groan! Are you sure you haven't MC'd before? lol!
    by beavermom at 02/18/09 7:20PM
  • beavermom
    #24. Dyslexic athiests don't believe in dog.
    by beavermom at 02/18/09 7:21PM
  • niffer
    hahaha!very nice.
    by niffer at 02/19/09 6:21PM
  • emwhitt
    Fun! I'm not sure about his April schedule yet. But, if you remind me again in a couple of weeks, I'll find out for you.
    by emwhitt at 02/20/09 9:29AM
  • beavermom
    Our division is hosting Prelims next month- wanna come to OR?
    by beavermom at 02/20/09 2:56PM
  • mjcb
    Happy Birthday! I love you!!!!!
    by mjcb at 02/26/09 5:47AM
  • gamomma
    Happy Birthday! I like you!
    by gamomma at 02/26/09 2:36PM
  • ousinger
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :)
    by ousinger at 02/26/09 7:48PM
  • abs
    youre welcome to put in a request :)
    by abs at 02/27/09 8:18PM
  • create_a_way
    that's interesting...what kind of b12 do you take?
    by create_a_way at 03/02/09 10:36AM
  • create_a_way
    what's the brand?
    by create_a_way at 03/10/09 8:36AM
  • niffer
    you're punny.;)
    by niffer at 03/10/09 7:08PM
  • sarahsmile
    Thanks again for climbing up in the tree to rescue my kitty cat. She was very scared, and firemen don't do those things anymore. You're awesome!
    by sarahsmile at 03/13/09 7:38AM
  • abs
    I got a 30% on a test today. Yikes. Dr. Brown wanted us to read this book and well I didn't haha So that's what I get.. the post was when I was trying to cram read for the book test. Didn't work out so well
    by abs at 03/17/09 7:53PM
  • cdawg
    thanks fer the advice :)
    by cdawg at 03/20/09 4:37PM
  • abs
    im sad youre missing tomorrow night
    by abs at 03/23/09 10:10PM

Didn't we all see this as a possibility?

at 02/18/09 8:34AM
Go to his blog for a video clip and some points regarding what has happened in the first 4 weeks of the new administration.

I will say that President Obama is playing politics perfectly. And that involves lying and deceit.