MUSE

at 03/19/10 12:12PM
awzm.
  • fmr1222
    I'll trust you on this one. ;-)
    by fmr1222 at 03/19/10 12:37PM

The Speed of Light

at 02/22/10 1:37AM
I feel 23 now. Up until about a week ago, I felt like a teenager. Did anyone else have a strangely definite point when they felt like an adult?
  • fmr1222
    I think I'm still waiting for that. Who was it that said growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional? I took that to heart. ;-)
    by fmr1222 at 02/22/10 1:14PM

Face Off On

at 02/15/10 1:07AM
Nyquil Vs Caffeine!

I'm kinda pulling for the Nyquil since I have to work in the morning.
  • iluv2laff
    Unless you end up with a Nyquil hangover.
    by iluv2laff at 02/21/10 4:08PM

Ahh! Eye Can't See!

at 02/05/10 2:59AM
I'll be blind by 30, and this is why...

Some time ago, after I worked late, I decided to do some laundry before bed. The cup was almost filled to the right amount with triple concentrated detergent when it slipped from my hand. It landed perfectly upright on the tile, and the triple concentrated detergent shot into my right eye.

Tonight at work, I was heating up some chicken alfredo in the microwave. After about a minute and a half, the chicken was starting to pop, so I took it out. As I was carrying the plate to the table, a piece of chicken exploded. You guessed it... hit my right eye.

I suppose my left eye hasn't suffered any freak accidents, so It'll just be blind in the one.
  • shellman
    Accident prone children wear helmets... maybe you ought to reconsider safety glasses.
    by shellman at 02/05/10 7:06AM
  • deblue
    I could wear shades everywhere. That'd be cool.
    by deblue at 02/08/10 1:47AM

Great Examples of Conflict... Well...

at 01/26/10 2:14AM
Man Vs Self: "I could just kick myself for doing that."

Man Vs Man: "You'd make a nice human shield."

Man Vs Society: "It's time to get in the bunker, nuke it all, and start over."

Man Vs Nature: "I don't want to save the sea creatures. Have you seen Jaws?"

Man Vs Technology: "If you're Amish and ya know it, clap your hands!"

Man Vs Time: "Eat wall, alarm clock!"

Man Vs Destiny: "I was born ready... except for being naked."
  • susie_the_q
    This made my crummy day brighter. Thank you. (I love the last one the most.)
    by susie_the_q at 01/26/10 2:09PM
  • fmr1222
    "On the twelfth day of winter, my true love gave to me...."

    Are you sure you want to move away from all this?? lol
    by fmr1222 at 01/28/10 3:06PM
  • deblue
    PASSED THE STONE!
    by deblue at 01/29/10 12:38AM
  • fmr1222
    Yay!! That is good news!
    by fmr1222 at 01/29/10 12:46AM