Explanation

About the video I posted a couple days ago... I don't have an iPad.

But... I did have a digital printer, foamboard, a little bit of chrome vinyl and photoshop. With these things you can make a fairly convincing iPad to the viewers of webcam pictures.

I had a customer at work who ordered four of these to advertise for a drawing his business is having for a new iPad. So I made an extra one. I hope none of you were jealous of me, thinking I had a real iPad. :)
  • mjintexas
    Now that's some tomfoolery.
    by mjintexas at 03/19/10 1:00AM
  • 23_bravo_7
    I guess in this case "ignorance is bliss" and, for me, no danger of committing the sin of jealousy. Now, on the other hand, if you had a Ruger Number 1 rifle in .375 H and H...
    by 23_bravo_7 at 03/19/10 5:01AM
  • troutlikethefish
    Was that felt on the back of it?
    by troutlikethefish at 03/21/10 4:00AM

Playing around with my new iPad

iHave iPad from drworm on Vimeo.


Any guesses how I got ahold of one of these 3 weeks before they were released? :)
  • split_rock
    No clue. But you sure look pleased with yourself!
    by split_rock at 03/17/10 1:58AM
  • 23_bravo_7
    Is this something that should you tell us you'll then have to kill us.
    by 23_bravo_7 at 03/17/10 4:47AM
  • mrs_worm
    LOL
    by mrs_worm at 03/17/10 8:30AM
  • mjintexas
    I don't have a guess, but cool that you have one!
    by mjintexas at 03/18/10 3:29PM

You know you're a graphic designer when...



...your wife, at your request, makes your daughter a CMYK hairbow.
  • split_rock
    CMYK? (I'm not a graphic designer.) Pretty bow.
    by split_rock at 03/06/10 6:13AM
  • mrs_worm
    don't worry, I had to ask as well ^ It's the basic colors used for inks when printing or something like that. Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, Black ....
    by mrs_worm at 03/06/10 9:48AM
  • dr_worm
    by dr_worm at 03/06/10 6:03PM
  • split_rock
    Thanks.
    by split_rock at 03/06/10 6:40PM
  • tu_madre
    i printed a 4-color process job at work today. it didn't turn out as well as i would have hoped for. i'm still trying to figure all that out...
    by tu_madre at 03/08/10 5:51PM
  • mjintexas
    Super cute.
    by mjintexas at 03/10/10 11:30PM

Odd Website Traffic

I was just checking the stats for my Plain Bible Teaching website. I had one lone hit from ststephensplainfield.com. I didn't know what this was, so I checked it out. Turns out it's the website for a Lutheran church up in Indiana. For some reason, they have my site linked on the front page under the "Important Links" section. Huh??

I really don't think my articles are so generic that some denominationalist could visit & link to my site without noticing that a lot of the things I'm saying in my articles would not be welcome in their pulpit. I mean, the most recent article is one against the doctrine of total depravity / original sin. It just puzzles me. How did they pick out my site and decide to make that one of the four important links? I don't get it.

My first thought was to contact them and ask them to remove my link so as not to give the impression that I was in any way in agreement with them. But then I thought, if they want to link to my site, maybe it will provide an opportunity for someone to stumble upon my site from theirs and be taught the truth. What do you think?

Then again, I don't know that I want to be associated with that site design. Those animated gifs make me cringe.
  • cbonk
    I guess it would depend on how they were presenting the information on their end. If they are changing what you are saying to support their positions ("support for infant baptism as found in Plain Bible teaching..."), or if the link is associated with a particular doctrine that is wrong (for further information about how the Bible supports "X"...), I think that I would approach them about it. BUT, if it's just a "for further information about the Bible..." type link, then I think you're right, it might lead some intrepid reader/surfer toward the truth. Interesting!
    by cbonk at 02/28/10 1:14AM
  • 23_bravo_7
    I hear prayers for opportunities to preach. Just how much do those prayers mean? Do we sometimes close the opportunity doors that are opened?
    by 23_bravo_7 at 02/28/10 4:59AM
  • split_rock
    Their slideshow and twirling hearts make me dizzy . . . . Over the years, I've had occasion to listen to "The Lutheran Hour" on the radio on Sunday mornings. It's surprising how close they are to Bible teaching in some areas. That may indeed give you an opportunity through your website to provide some soul with a chance to explore God's Word for truth. My question is why they put "(Revised)" by the link -- is it your revision or theirs?
    by split_rock at 02/28/10 6:10AM
  • weekendsongservice
    that's really funny. i have no clue what i'd do though ...
    by weekendsongservice at 03/01/10 6:11AM
  • mjintexas
    How random!
    by mjintexas at 03/01/10 4:09PM
  • bdoc
    Weird. My wife is from Plainfield, Indiana.
    by bdoc at 03/01/10 11:30PM
  • troutlikethefish
    Oh the animation. And the music.

    And they have a Nickel Creek song in their cue. ???
    by troutlikethefish at 03/03/10 11:57AM

Story Time

Periodically when we're out in town, Rachel will have to stop somewhere like Walgreen's to pick up a few things. Rather than unloading everyone from the car, she goes in while the kids & I wait. During this time, one of the things the two older kids have started doing is telling me their dreams. To be honest though, I'm not sure what stories are actually dreams and what ones are made up. But I think a good number of them are made up.

So this weekend Rachel had to make a quick stop somewhere. When she went inside, I decided to try something different with the kids. Instead of having them tell me their dreams (real or made up), I told them we were all going to tell a story. I would start, then they would take turns continuing the story. Since they were likely making up a good number of their "dreams" anyway, I wanted to try to develop their story-telling abilities.

So I began a simple story about a dog named Rufus. Rufus was in the backyard when he saw a squirrel on the fence. Rufus tried to get the squirrel, but it ran away. So Rufus looked around for a way to get out of the yard to chase the squirrel. Eventually he found the gate. The gate was open, so Rufus left the yard.

Then I turned the story over to the kids. To summarize, here's what happened:

The dog found the squirrel and ate him.
Then the dog found a turkey named Lucy.
The turkey ate the dog.
Then there was another dog.
This dog found another huge, giant, 100 foot tall turkey.
The dog ate the turkey's legs.
The dog found 100 squirrels.
One of the squirrels ran into a hole.
The other squirrels couldn't get into the hole.
So the dog ate the rest of the squirrels.

I think next time I'm going to have to institute a new rule: None of the characters can get eaten.
  • 23_bravo_7
    Out of the mouth of babes.
    by 23_bravo_7 at 02/23/10 4:35AM
  • split_rock
    Yes, a lot of eating going on here. Was this before or after dinner?
    by split_rock at 02/23/10 5:24AM
  • dr_worm
    by dr_worm at 02/23/10 8:30AM
  • cbonk
    My dad used to do this exact thing! Sometimes he would tell it like it was a dream he'd had - of course we knew it was a story. He'd tell a little bit then pause and ask..."And then....?" And we would give him some absurd twist to the story. We called it a choose-your-own-adventure dream. My dad always talked a lot about his real dreams and every morning at breakfast he'd ask, "Anybody have any cool dreams?" I think this is one of the reasons why my brothers and I remember our dreams so vividly now. : ) What a good dad! Poor Rufus - looks like he got eaten.
    by cbonk at 02/23/10 12:04PM
  • mjintexas
    It's like the Mr. Coffee!
    by mjintexas at 02/26/10 10:14AM