wears long, floaty stuff so she doesn't forget that she's really only connected to the earth by the very tips of her toes
i Lose things
everyone who has known me for any length of time tends to notice this trend
small things just seem to disappear around me.
sometimes it can be explained
for example the other day i grabbed an apple out of the fridge and put it on the pool table so i could put my coat on
when i went to pick it up
it was gone
as you may have guessed
it went down the left hand middle pocket
and got stuck
noah had to take the table apart to get it back
tonight i was coming home from walmart
my first trip in two months
and i had to go back 3 times for stuff that had fallen off
so it took me around an hour to go 5 miles up the mountain by snowmobile
with my stuff
but i am still missing a chapstick
i leave chapsticks around the country like Hansel and Gretel left bread crumbs
i found a new skiing trail with a spectacular view


and i made it about a third of the way back when i realized that i was missing one of my mittens
that i'd taken off because my hands were getting too sweaty
i eventually found it all the way at then end of the trail
stuff like this happens all the time, so sometimes i get frustrated
and sometimes i just buy multiples of the same thing
so if you see me walking out of a store with 3 of the same shirts
you know why
electronics are a completely different story
they just stop working on me
4 cars, 3 mp3 players, and most recently my computer's cd drive..
this is why i havent bought an ipod
oh well..
at least i have some cute shoes...
everyone who has known me for any length of time tends to notice this trend
small things just seem to disappear around me.
sometimes it can be explained
for example the other day i grabbed an apple out of the fridge and put it on the pool table so i could put my coat on
when i went to pick it up
it was gone
as you may have guessed
it went down the left hand middle pocket
and got stuck
noah had to take the table apart to get it back
tonight i was coming home from walmart
my first trip in two months
and i had to go back 3 times for stuff that had fallen off
so it took me around an hour to go 5 miles up the mountain by snowmobile
with my stuff
but i am still missing a chapstick
i leave chapsticks around the country like Hansel and Gretel left bread crumbs
i found a new skiing trail with a spectacular view


and i made it about a third of the way back when i realized that i was missing one of my mittens
that i'd taken off because my hands were getting too sweaty
i eventually found it all the way at then end of the trail
stuff like this happens all the time, so sometimes i get frustrated
and sometimes i just buy multiples of the same thing
so if you see me walking out of a store with 3 of the same shirts
you know why
electronics are a completely different story
they just stop working on me
4 cars, 3 mp3 players, and most recently my computer's cd drive..
this is why i havent bought an ipod
oh well..
at least i have some cute shoes...




massive nutcracker
i finally got a kitchen gnome to blame all our disappearing stuff on. kind of like house elves in harry potter. it's all his fault.