i did this a while ago. i thought i should do it again bcause i got new playlist
what you do is you put your music player on shuffle then answer a predetermined question with the name of the song that comes on. so here goes.


1 what do your friends think of you?
mystery of you by RED (what the heck?)


2 what do you think of yourself?
unbreakable by fireflight (lol)

3 what do your parents think of you?
venona by the receiving end of sirens ????

4 what song will they play at your wedding?
planning a prison break by the receiving end of sirens (*gasp* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

5 what is 1+1?
numbered days bye killswitch engage (hahahaha)

6 what do you think of the other gender?
whispers in the dark bye skillet (huh?)

7 what does the other gender think of you?
the older i get bye skillet (????)

8 what song on your playlist is your favorite?
say goodbye bye skillet (it's NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!)

9 if you could change your name to anything what would it be?
holy diver bye killswitch engage (no.)

10 what were you doing yesterday?
dead men tell no tales bye the receiving end of sirens

11 what is your least favorite song on your playlist?
forsaken bye skillet (also NOT TRUE!!!!)

12 what will you post this as?
ordinary world bye RED (i think i'll do this one again)

12 what will you post this as?
smoke and mirrors bye the receiving end of sirens (there we go.)

Today, I saw a chicken cross the road. Why? Because my four year old cousin was chasing it with a lightsaber. Universe, you're welcome, for finally solving the mystery.MLIA

Today, my hockey team unanimously voted to watch the Lion King over Miracle for our bus ride to an away game to pump us up. Then we sang along to Mulan's I'll Make a Man Out of You in the locker room. We're in high school, and we won the game. MLIA

Today, a kid in my math class yelled, "Look guys! It's snowing outside!" We all excitedly turned to look. Our math classroom has no windows. MLIA.

Today in class, our assistant teacher stopped the lesson and pointed out the window. Laughing, he said, "Everyone needs to take a moment and learn from this--some poor loser has parked in the handicap space and is getting a ticket!" As he said this, our teacher turned bright red and excused herself. A few minutes later, I almost fell out of my chair laughing when I looked out of the window to see her run across the street, waving her arms and yelling at the parking attendants standing near her car. MLIA.

Last night, I planned on staying up until midnight so I could text her "happy birthday"but I fell asleep. I was woken up at a little past midnight by a text saying "what does that mean?" Apparently I texted her in my sleep; not only did I wish her a happy birthday, but I told her to enjoy her banana pants. She said it made her day. MLIA

Today, my five-year-old cousin asked me what those "cool looking polka dots were on my forehead." I now feel less self-conscious about my pimples. MLIA.

A few weeks ago, our upstairs neighbors decided to get rid of an old table. Instead of carrying it down to the curb for trash collection, they chucked it out the window. It got stuck in a tree. We live in such a classy neighborhood. MLIA.

Today as I was driving around with my friends we realized that if you put the high beams on while its snowing it kind of looks like you're going into hyper space. The rest of the ride was quite amazing. MLIA

Today, i saw a taxi driver park his cab, wave down another one, get in the backseat and ride away. MLIA

My brother is almost three now, but when he was born he had fluid in his lungs and only made noises that sounded like purring. We were all afraid he was cursed since our dad named him Felix, after the cartoon, Felix The Cat. After he got older, he didnt say too many words, just alot of jibberish. We live in AZ, and we were packing the car to go to CA when he said his first sentence... "Aw crap. Its freaking hot outside!" He is my new favorite brother. MLIA

Yesterday, it snowed and my friends and I shoveled all the snow from a field onto the bus circle. Today, school was cancelled because the buses couldn't get anywhere. Win. MLIA

Today, I went to check my grades to see what I had missing, and I realized that my teacher gave me a B on an essay I didn't do. MLIA

My high school has a very strict uniform dress code, and a handbook that enforces it. I was given a Snuggie as an early Christmas gift yesterday. There is nothing in the handbook about blankets with sleeves, let’s see how long it takes me to get “No Snuggies worn over the uniform” into the handbook. MLIA

Today, my grandpa passed away. But he was in the hospital for almost a month before that. Everytime I had visited him, he had me print out a list of the new MLIA stories. He and I would sit down for almost an hour laughing at them.Yesterday he told me that this was helping him so much to not feel the pain of his condition. And right before he died he told me that his last wish was to get a MLIA published about him. I love you Felix. This ones for you. MLIA

Today, after the bowling tournament we organised was over, i went into a random store and pretended to be a mannequin. While my friends were outside taking pictures, a random lady walked in lifted up my shirt, from the back, and checked out my jeans. Her face when she found out i wasnt a mannequin? You guessed it, PRICELESS.MLIA

Today, I woke up with one sock on my foot. I didn't go to bed wearing socks. MLIA.

My freshman year, our teacher had us do a writing warm-up and gave us the prompt "Zune: the iPod killer." Zunes hadn't come out yet and I'd never heard of them, so I wrote a long story about a ninja named Zune who used iPods as deadly weapons. MLIA.

Today I was looking at my remote for some reason. I noticed on the back it said "MADE IN CHINA...NOT DISHWASHER SAFE". Please excuse me while I go put my remote in the dishwaster to see what happens. MLIA.

Today, I saw a bulletin board in my university that had a notice saying "Stapled notices will be removed". There were ten staples holding this notice up. I laughed at the irony. MLIA

Today, my teacher gave our class a pop quiz in history. I read all of the questions like a good kid. When i got to the last question, it said DO NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS, DOODLE ON THE PAPER FOR THE REST OF THE PERIOD. My teacher came by and gave me a thumbs up, i was the only one who actually read it all. Even better, i spent an entire class doodling, and got an A+ ! MLIA

Today, I read on MLIA on how someone realized that two years ago, in the year of the cow, we had mad cow disease. Then in the year of the chicken, avian flu. And now, in the year of the pig, swine flu. I then realized that in 2012, it's the year of the dragon. Now I know why the world is going to end. MLIA.

today, i walked outside to feed my puppies. instead of walking all the way to the shed where they live, i raised my hands in the air and screamed, "COME TO ME, MY MINIONS!" they all came.MLIA

Because of an MLIA where a guy has a transformers ring tone, my younger brother and I got one. Today, I was in math class. it was dead silent due to the incredibly hard test we were taking. My phone when off saying, "Incoming transition from auto bot headquarters." I looked at my phone and said, "Not now Optimus!" My teacher gave me five extra points on the test. MLIA

Today, in one of my classes said "the floor is lava". As expected, people screamed and picked their feet up. But my teacher screamed and jumped onto his desk, which collapsed under him. I wonder how he's going to explain that one to his boss. MLIA

Last month was my sister's birthday. She opened a present and was shocked to find a magazine filled with pictures of Miley Cyrus and the Jonas brothers. She was confused until pointed out that there was something else in the bag. She reached in and pulled out a pack of sharpies. She spent the next 2 hours drawing horns, moustaches and gotees on all the pictures in the magazine. Best birthday present ever? I think so.MLIA

Today, I read the back of a DVD. It was wide-screened, so at the bottom it said "The black bars on the top and bottom of the screen are normal." I wonder how many people panicked before they had to include that. MLIA

Today I made a deal with my parents. They agreed to pay for my entire school trip to New York if I could get a story on MLIA and have 1000 people vote it average. MLIA

Today, me and my best friend made a pact, that on each of our weddings, we'd stand up, say: I'd like to make a toast, take out a toaster, put it on the table, wait for the toast to pop up, and sit down casually. I can't wait. MLIA

Today, I super glued a quarter on the school floor as a joke. After watching other students trying to pull it out, one student opened his bag and pulled out a chisel and removed the quarter. I'm still wondering why he brought a chisel to school. MLIA.

Today I saw a squirrel. I then began to chase the squirrel and watched as the squirrel ran into a tree. Not up a tree, into a tree. MLIA

Today, I thought about testing the whole sticking-your-tongue-to-a-frozen-pole thing. I had no pole near by, but was standing by the bus as students boarded. As soon as I convinced myself I had busted the myth, the bus started moving with my tongue still attached. I am a teacher. MLIA.

Today I learned that the company who built my school previously only built prisons. Everything makes so much more sense now. MLIA

Today I accidentally took a whole shower with my socks on. MLIA.

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i have a basketball game later. (6:00 PM) it's the first game in the new conference that my team is joining. this i'll get on a sugar rush just ahead of time. fun