For Fear of Losing my 'Friendship'...

Ok, she is threatening to delete me, so here is something interesting I received recently that I found very funny!

FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!" The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays. The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant." The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists." The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned. You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!

  • dandegarmo
    She lives!
    by dandegarmo at 01/12/09 8:05PM
  • serena
    HA HA HA... I knew that would get some to come from the grave.
    by serena at 01/12/09 8:08PM
  • mereme
    :)
    by mereme at 01/12/09 8:09PM
  • funsahm
    Wow, we get to hear from you once a year eh?
    by funsahm at 01/12/09 9:18PM
  • funsahm
    Loved seeing you over new years. Don't forget to mark April 17, 18 for the women's renewal weekend.
    by funsahm at 01/12/09 9:18PM
  • friedaj
    Boy, does serena ever know how to get a reaction or what?
    by friedaj at 01/12/09 10:12PM
  • serena
    See Ronnet, if you post something people will actually come and leave you a message!!
    by serena at 01/13/09 8:03AM
  • netnet
    I've missed you All!!! Thanks for still being my friends!
    by netnet at 01/13/09 1:08PM
  • serena
    Women's RENEWAL!!! Be there or be square!!
    by serena at 01/14/09 11:50AM
  • pablito1
    If that is for real, it is absolutely priceless!
    by pablito1 at 01/14/09 12:36PM
  • netnet
    According to John it's not, but I agree...priceless.
    by netnet at 01/15/09 5:49PM
  • pappap
    WOW, my Gordon allie is still alive!!!
    by pappap at 02/02/09 9:26AM
  • rottinkid
    Hi there and thank you. I will see you soon.
    by rottinkid at 02/07/09 9:24PM
  • smartiepants
    hey Ronnet, you're finally back on here :)
    by smartiepants at 02/11/09 8:19PM
  • smartiepants
    Hope you guys have a blast in Jamaica!!!!! :)
    by smartiepants at 05/27/09 4:54PM

Check This Out

Our BoyLet him know what you think.
  • dandegarmo
    Man, you've got to be proud.
    I posted the video on my blog.
    by dandegarmo at 04/15/08 10:33PM
  • pablito1
    Ronnet, you've got talent in that household! I'm hearing 'songleader'! Now, if we can get John to sing out some more so we can hear him... The photo of you guys on the left - must be from 'Us' magazine...?
    by pablito1 at 04/16/08 6:58AM
  • serena
    ^ ha

    Its about time you posted something FRESH. WHY ARE YOU NOT RETREATING THIS YEAR WITH US???!!
    by serena at 04/16/08 3:08PM
  • rel
    WOW!
    by rel at 04/16/08 3:50PM
  • netnet
    I wish I could come and 'retreat' with you guys. I know I will be missing some great stuff. Hope you all have a great time!
    by netnet at 04/16/08 4:26PM
  • dandegarmo
    Tell him to do the same song with a mandolin!!!!
    by dandegarmo at 04/16/08 8:15PM

"Skinny" - Compliment?

Have you ever considered that the word skinny to describe someone might not be taken as a compliment? Ok, I know, to some who have struggles with weight might like to be considered skinny, but I have never thought of it that way. Recently, I made the comment that I was cold and the person next to me said "Well, no wonder look how skinny you are." Never would anyone think of telling someone "Look how fat you are" if they said they were hot. I think everyone in the world has something they don't like about their outward appearance. It's such a comforting feeling to know that we are all viewed as God's children, no matter how skinny, fat, short, tall, blonde, brunette, black, white, etc. we are. This has taught me to find the best in others and tell them about it. In fact, I think I will right now!
  • pooky
    I didn't know that you guys would be back down this year! How exciting. I am looking forward to it as well.
    by pooky at 12/14/07 3:37PM
  • chryco63
    I have some of the worst teeth in the world. So much so, in fact, that I wonder if I was adopted from Britain. Anyways, I used to never smile big with my mouth open for photos because I didn't want there to be a lasting image of my cock-eyed teeth in somebody's photo album. I always looked awkward, though. At some point, though, I decided to accept my teeth, not be ashamed of them, and smile big for the camera. From then on, I've always loved how I look like I enjoy life to the fullest in every smiling photo taken.
    by chryco63 at 12/15/07 1:28AM
  • serena
    Well, you know that you and your cranky husband ;) are some of our favorite people in the world. Some times life gets in the way of keeping in touch on a regular basis but we're kindred spirits- the next time we get to see each other it will be like no time passed at all.

    When are you guys coming down? I need to call you, but our $10 long distance service hasn't been reliable the past couple days. But that's what happens when your cheap :)

    love you!
    by serena at 12/15/07 9:30AM
  • dandegarmo
    If anyone has a physical defect it would be me. My eyes have been the butt of jokes for years. I'm glad I can bring so much joy to the lives of so many. We love you too!!!
    by dandegarmo at 12/15/07 9:53AM
  • shawn
    Thanks! Unfortunately we won't be able to make it up there this year for the holidays, but hopefully we'll see you in the spring!
    by shawn at 12/15/07 11:57AM
  • mereme
    thanks so much - I'm glad I can share my own "to do lists" so they can benefit someone else. :)

    When I went back to visit family after I'd been married a while (and gained a couple dress sizes!), one lady's first comments to me were how much better I looked since I'd put on some weight. That bugged me for a while, cause I knew people made the "twiggy" comments at me. I think it's like someone else said, you just decide to accept you - as God has already done - and you're able to smile and nod when someone makes statements that may be backward compliments. And like you point out, it certainly reminds me how to look for the best in others despite what some people think.

    Keep well, dear Sister. :)
    by mereme at 12/15/07 4:24PM
  • daddysgirl
    Thank you for that comment n my voice. I hear you sing when you teach the little ones and you have a great voice too. Never doubt that, because God gave you a gift that you're using for Him and in turn are teaching others as you ought to do. May you continue with these efforts. Love ya ;)
    by daddysgirl at 12/15/07 7:14PM
  • pablito1
    Thanks for your vote of confidence, Ronnet; I couldn't be happier about Rachæl's acceptance at FC. I pray frequently that God will direct Rachæl and Becky's lives, most especially that they will meet/marry godly men who will help them to get to heaven, or if they decide not to get married that they will always put God first. I have my share of worries, but God has been faithful!
    by pablito1 at 12/16/07 8:42AM
  • funsahm
    OOOHHH You're coming down for New Years??? I may have some pics ready for you from our trip to Erie together! Can't wait!
    by funsahm at 12/16/07 3:22PM
  • funsahm
    Here's something to remember!

    by funsahm at 12/16/07 8:37PM
  • rel
    I had a dream about you ... you were pregnant when you came back from Ohio. Dun dun dun ....
    by rel at 01/07/08 12:44PM
  • smartiepants
    Hey Ronnet...that's crazy, you are so beautiful just the way you are! thanks for what you said on my blog. I am really trying to get out of this rutt I am in, but it is going to take some time. It can be hard for me to talk about things. But, even just getting out for some fun would be good. I'll be at Wellandport on Wed. but will try to get in touch with you soon.
    by smartiepants at 01/08/08 10:59AM

What's new with me

Ok, I know, it's been a while. I have no excuse. Lives are busy, but everyone on here seems to find the time to stay in touch. My hats off to you. I do check in every now and then to see what's new with everyone else. I just seem to draw a blank when it comes to posting. Well, I will try to update...

We had a great VBS in August with Dale Robins. I am already looking forward to next year. He is adventuring in to writing his own material and I can't wait.

September took the kids back to school and me back to work. So I guess you could say things are back to normal. Our ladies
renewal day was a huge success, thanks to her and Julie. It was great to spend the day with all the Christian ladies. Oh yeah, that reminds me, welcome Melissa to Pleo.

I think fall is finally here. The weather has cooled right down. Our trip to Alabama this year was fun. My brother got to go down too, so we got to spend time with the 3 of us. The only thing that I did not enjoy was the fire ants. The seemed to infest our campsite at the track. I didn't remember them being that bad when I lived down there before. I could just about scratch my feet off right now!

Well, (now that I have just about written a book) I will close with this: JD just celebrated his 12th birthday on Tuesday (Happy Birthday!) and our dog, Marley will be 1 tomorrow.

In the last year she has either chewed or eaten:
Muliple children's books
1 phone book and the "B" section of another one
A disposable razor
A bar of soap
Who-knows-what out of the garbage
Various shoes and/or sandles
The VCR remote
The Bell Express Vu Remote
Countless Barbies (just their feet-not sure why)
A calcultor
and just in the last 30 seconds...a toothbrush.

After our last dog, this seems absolutely rediculous. She seems beyond help. But then she looks at me with that face and I can't help but love her.

Hope all is well with all of you. I miss you all and look forward to hearing from you!
  • funsahm
    The barbie feet work like floss for her teeth
    by funsahm at 10/12/07 5:24PM
  • serena
    12?!! NOoooo. Happy Birtday JD! When are you guys coming down? Anthony asked when JD was coming back.
    by serena at 10/13/07 7:25AM
  • mereme
    Good to know you are doing well! :) We're planning to come down during the meeting there in a couple of weeks - hope to see you all and get some more encouragement!
    by mereme at 10/13/07 7:58AM
  • melis
    HEY THERE! GOOD TO SEE YOU AND HERE SOME OF YOUR NEWS! HOPE TO SEE YOU SOMETIME SOON IF NOT BEFORE THEN AT THE MYSTERY DINNER! TAKE CARE AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JD FROM US!
    by melis at 10/16/07 8:55PM
  • daddysgirl
    Hey!! I am also excited about Dale writing his own material. He is an amazing teacher and I wish him well in his endeavours. Your dog sounds really cute and I know what you mean-- sometimes they're too cute to get angry with!
    by daddysgirl at 11/03/07 10:20PM
  • chryco63
    Dale Robins... Canadian? I wonder if there's some distant relation there. Us one "B" Robins are rare, ya know. Much more in churches of Christ. Much more in Canadian churches of Christ!
    by chryco63 at 11/06/07 6:17PM
  • serena
    new post please
    by serena at 11/16/07 8:51PM

Question -

I'm curious. Other than the obvious, where did some of you choose your user name from. There is usually a story behind it. Let's here it.
  • rel
    rel is a nick name that only a few people call me
    by rel at 08/09/07 10:33AM
  • dandegarmo
    So you talk about me to yourself? I'm flattered!
    by dandegarmo at 08/09/07 10:51AM
  • pooky
    YOU get a personal hello from me. :)
    by pooky at 08/09/07 12:04PM
  • rel
    You're so dreamy
    by rel at 08/09/07 2:28PM
  • pablito1
    Since I'm learning Spanish, "Pablo" = Paul. The "ito" [for masculine nouns/"ita" for feminine nouns] is a diminutive.
    by pablito1 at 08/11/07 6:40AM
  • serena
    SERENA....
    by serena at 08/11/07 11:16AM
  • funsahm
    I am a fun Stay At Home Mom. Although some people say I'm fun as ham.

    glad you made it back to pleoland
    by funsahm at 08/12/07 10:18AM
  • friedaj
    Justin gave dandegarmo his name. he never called(s) him Dan or Mr DeGarmo. It has ALWAYS been one word.
    by friedaj at 08/13/07 5:45PM
  • alisha
    alisha... its my name!
    by alisha at 08/14/07 9:01PM
  • joshreaves
    Ronnet, good to see you! I owe my user name to my profound creativity.
    by joshreaves at 08/29/07 12:47AM
  • serena
    How about a post to recap VBS?
    by serena at 08/29/07 10:25AM
  • garrgyrl
    A long time ago I discovered that if you said you collected something, people would always find a really cute whatever-it-is (i.e. cat figurines, lighthouses, etc.) and bring you one, two, or a dozen. I decided to collect gargoyles--they are hard to find and strange enough that most people don't look. When I got on the net, Garrgyrl just seemed appropriate :-)
    by garrgyrl at 08/29/07 4:43PM
  • eladea
    hi, my name is shannon. i saw you in the OSH group. our congregation is getting ready to use OSH and we were wondering which Bible translation would best complement the material. which version do you or have you used?
    by eladea at 09/01/07 2:00PM
  • rottinkid
    Hi, I want to thank you for the warm wishes and see you Wed
    by rottinkid at 09/03/07 6:18PM
  • melis
    what my brother calls me since we were kids, it stuck. hey ronnet since i am on pleonast where are you? ha ha
    by melis at 09/26/07 8:34AM
  • mereme
    hey, that's ^^ a good question!
    by mereme at 09/26/07 12:40PM
  • funsahm
    How was the ladies day in Canada?
    by funsahm at 09/26/07 1:08PM
  • melis
    hey Ronnet still waiting to hear from you -- where are you?
    by melis at 09/28/07 2:50PM
  • serena
    I KNOW^^ RONNET... COME BACK!
    by serena at 09/28/07 5:13PM
  • daddysgirl
    mine was chosen because all my life I have been a daddy's girl.
    by daddysgirl at 10/02/07 10:20PM